The Beatsmen
Coach: Kasper Thiberg
Roster (23-10-2004):
| Player number | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills sorted by date | Games | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Cost |
| 1 | Human Beatsman Box | Bestigor | 5 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Fang, Frnz, Btkl, Pion, Tkl, Gard | 55 | 2 | 2 | 100 | 5 | 232 | 100000 | ||
| 2 | Skærgor | Bestigor | 5 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Btkl, Gard | 11 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 100000 | ||||
| 3 | Bigor Jens | Bestigor | 4 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Gard, Blk, Tskl | 28 | MA | 1 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 26 | 100000 | |
| 4 | Buggor | Bestigor | 5 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Pion, Tail, Gard | 26 | 4 | 8 | 3 | 43 | 100000 | |||
| 5 | Palle Ged | Gor | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Pion, Fang, Tkl, MH*, Blk | 55 | ST, AV | 4 | 3 | 18 | 6 | 77 | 60000 | |
| 6 | Gert Gedegaard | Gor | 4 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Horn, Gard, Mblw, Shad | 55 | AV, MA, MA | 4 | 2 | 5 | 31 | 60000 | ||
| 7 | Børne Loggor | Gor | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Pblk | 3 | 2 | 6 | 60000 | |||||
| 8 | G. G. Gor | Gor | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Gard, Mblw, Pion, Blk | 55 | 2 | 8 | 21 | 2 | 77 | 60000 | ||
| 9 | Alex Nygor | Gor | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Rtkl, Tkl, Fang | 55 | N | 6 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 34 | 60000 | |
| 10 | Jogger | Gor | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Horn, AG, Shnd, Blk, Tkl | 39 | N | 62 | 8 | 2 | 4 | 79 | 60000 | |
| 11 | Tiggor | Gor | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn | 2 | 60000 | |||||||
| 12 | Motherfoggor | Gor | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Rtkl, Shad | 30 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 60000 | |||
| 13 | Rutgor Hauer | Gor | 6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Fang, Claw, Shad, ST | 22 | 7 | 1 | 13 | 1 | 54 | 60000 | ||
| 14 | Baggor | Gor | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Dplr, Gard, Blk | 21 | 2 | 8 | 3 | 37 | 60000 | |||
| 15 | Mathilde | Bestigor | 5 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Mblw, Gard, Blk, Pion | 43 | 8 | 3 | 24 | 3 | 76 | 100000 | ||
| 16 | Leonard Koen | Minotaur | 6 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mblw, Tskl, Horn, MH*, 2hed, Pion, Btkl, Vll*, Mblk, Gard | 55 | N | 1 | 41 | 4 | 105 | 130000 | ||
| * Fixture prize
|
Chaos Beastman | Rerolls | 6 | 420000 | ||||||||||||
| Friendlies available: 0 | Fan Factor | 12 | 120000 | |||||||||||||
| Stadium:
The Jukebox Improvements: Hooligans (2) |
Assistant Coaches | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||
| Cheerleaders | 0 | 0 | ||||||||||||||
| Team Rating: 170+130=300 | Apothecary | 1 | 50000 | |||||||||||||
| Additional Value: 0 | Team Wizard | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||
| Total SPP's: 903 | Special | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||
| Treasury: 180000 | Total Cost of Team | 1820000 | ||||||||||||||
| Championship Qualifiers | |||||||
| Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points |
| 02-09-2002 | Lost | Les Chefs Terribles | 0-3 | 4-2 | 42000 (0) | 20000 | 0 |
| 02-09-2002 | Won | Cossacks | 2-0 | 6-3 | 46000 (0) | 70000 | 2 |
| 29-09-2002 | Lost | The Deadites | 1-2 | 6-0 | 52000 (0) | 30000 | 0 |
| 22-10-2002 | Lost | Deathwish | 1-2 | 2-2 | 57000 (0) | 50000 | 0 |
| 31-10-2002 | Won | WWF | 2-0 | 8-4 | 52000 (0) | 20000 | 2 |
| 29-11-2002 | Won | The undercrawlers | 3-1 | 6-3 | 72000 (0) | 40000 | 2 |
| 04-02-2003 | Lost | Podaemons | 1-2 | 8-6 | 95000 (0) | 30000 | 0 |
| 05-04-2003 | Lost | Natures Lovers | 0-2 | 8-0 | 93000 (0) | 10000 | 0 |
| Friendlies | |||||||
| Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Field |
| 05-08-2002 | Lost | WWF | 0-3 | 4-1 | 17000 (0) | 60000 | Away |
| 09-08-2002 | Won | Podaemons | 3-1 | 5-2 | 20000 (0) | 40000 | Neutral |
| 10-08-2002 | Draw | Podaemons | 2-2 | 4-3 | 20000 (0) | 80000 | Neutral |
| 17-08-2002 | Draw | WWF | 1-1 | 3-1 | 65000 (0) | 130000 | MDB |
| 18-08-2002 | Lost | WWF | 0-1 | 2-4 | 22000 (0) | 10000 | Away |
| 29-08-2002 | Won | Skamm | 2-0 | 6-1 | 33000 (0) | 70000 | Neutral |
| 11-10-2002 | Lost | Podaemons | 0-3 | 4-6 | 41000 (0) | 100000 | Neutral |
| 11-10-2002 | Lost | WWF | 1-4 | 2-8 | 27000 (0) | 30000 | Away |
| 17-10-2002 | Won | Natures Lovers | 2-1 | 3-3 | 57000 (0) | 140000 | Neutral |
| 18-10-2002 | Draw | Higashi no Kunshu | 2-2 | 4-4 | 40000 (0) | 10000 | Neutral |
| 22-10-2002 | Lost | Podaemons | 1-2 | 8-5 | 54000 (0) | 60000 | Neutral |
| 25-11-2002 | Lost | Les Chefs Terribles | 0-5 | 10-4 | 61000 (0) | 20000 | Away |
| 15-12-2002 | Won | Deathwish | 2-0 | 5-2 | 87000 (0) | 80000 | Away |
| 19-12-2002 | Lost | WWF | 2-3 | 6-2 | 64000 (0) | 50000 | Away |
| 22-12-2002 | Lost | Cossacks | 1-2 | 8-4 | 80000 (0) | 75004 | Home |
| 22-12-2002 | Lost | Evangelisterne | 1-2 | 4-3 | 73000 (0) | 30000 | Home |
| 28-12-2002 | Lost | Higashi no Kunshu | 2-3 | 9-0 | 43000 (0) | 30000 | Neutral |
| 28-12-2002 | Lost | Evangelisterne | 1-2 | 7-4 | 79000 (0) | 20000 | Neutral |
| 03-01-2003 | Draw | Deathwish | 2-2 | 5-4 | 89000 (0) | 20000 | Away |
| 09-01-2003 | Won | Podaemons | 3-2 | 4-4 | 86000 (0) | 60000 | Home |
| 09-01-2003 | Lost | Podaemons | 2-3 | 7-3 | 90000 (0) | 20000 | Home |
| 21-01-2003 | Lost | Les Chefs Terribles | 3-5 | 3-4 | 87000 (0) | 30000 | Home |
| 26-01-2003 | Won | Beardmasters | 2-1 | 7-4 | 75000 (0) | 60000 | Home |
| 13-03-2003 | Lost | Les Chefs Terribles | 1-4 | 9-3 | 101000 (0) | 20000 | Home |
| 20-03-2003 | Draw | Evangelisterne | 1-1 | 4-2 | 91000 (0) | 70000 | Away |
| 22-03-2003 | Draw | Podaemons | 2-2 | 9-7 | 109000 (0) | 50000 | Home |
| 01-04-2003 | Lost | Cossacks | 1-2 | 4-3 | 78000 (0) | 50000 | Neutral |
| 03-04-2003 | Lost | Les Chefs Terribles | 3-4 | 8-4 | 108000 (0) | 60000 | Home |
| 05-04-2003 | Lost | The undercrawlers | 3-5 | 7-3 | 97000 (0) | 40000 | Away |
| 05-04-2003 | Won | The undercrawlers | 5-3 | 6-3 | 108000 (0) | 20000 | Away |
| The Low Budget Cup | ||||||||
| Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points | Field |
| 27-08-2002 | Lost | The Fast Foot Cooks | 0-2 | 4-5 | 40000 | 40000 | Cup match | Neutral |
| Dungeon Bowl Cup | ||||||||
| Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points | Field |
| 04-09-2002 | Lost | The undercrawlers | 0-2 | 3-2 | 39000 (0) | 10000 | 0 | DB |
| 22-09-2002 | Lost | Les Chefs Terribles | 0-2 | 4-1 | 65000 (0) | 70000 | 0 | DB |
| 24-09-2002 | Won | Cossacks | 1-0 | 8-2 | 46000 (0) | 30000 | 2 | DB |
| 28-09-2002 | Lost | The Deadites | 0-2 | 3-3 | 51000 (0) | 50000 | 0 | DB |
| The Chaos Cup | ||||||||
| Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate | Winnings | Points | Field |
| 29-10-2002 | Draw | The undercrawlers | 2-2 | 10-4 | 63000 | 30000 | 3 | Neutral |
| 19-11-2002 | Lost | Deathwish | 1-2 | 5-7 | 64000 | 10000 | 0 | Neutral |
| 19-11-2002 | Won | The Deadites | 2-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | Neutral |
| 24-11-2002 | Lost | Podaemons | 1-2 | 8-7 | 68000 | 10000 | 0 | Home |
| The Spike | ||||||||
| Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate | Winnings | Points | Field |
| 04-02-2003 | Lost | Podaemons | 1-2 | 8-6 | 95000 | 30000 | 0 | Neutral |
| 13-02-2003 | Lost | Deathwish | 1-2 | 4-6 | 118000 | 40000 | 0 | Neutral |
| 18-02-2003 | Lost | The Deadites | 0-2 | 7-1 | 104000 | 50000 | 0 | Home |
| 19-02-2003 | Draw | WWF | 1-1 | 8-4 | 95000 | 30000 | 1 | Away |
| The Blood Bowl | ||||||||
| Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate | Winnings | Points | Field |
| 24-04-2003 | Draw | Cossacks | 2-2 | 7-6 | 118000 | 30000 | 1 | Neutral |
| 04-05-2003 | Lost | Deathwish | 1-2 | 3-6 | 106000 | 70000 | 0 | Neutral |
| 22-05-2003 | Lost | The Deadites | 1-4 | 8-0 | 127000 | 50000 | 0 | Neutral |
| 31-05-2003 | Won | WWF | 2-1 | 6-6 | 81000 | 20000 | 2 | Neutral |
| Fired and Retired Players | |||||||||||||||
| Retired on: | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Status |
| 02-09-2002 | Pjudel Garner | Bestigor | 5 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Horn | N | Sacked | ||||||
| 15-12-2002 | Ca Co Cu Gor | Bestigor | 5 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Horn | N | Sacked | ||||||
| 22-12-2002 | Pungor | Bestigor | 5 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Rtkl, Pion | N, N | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 15 | Sacked | |
| 29-12-2002 | Knut E. Haavoc | Ungor | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dpl, Kick, Shnd | 10 | 20 | Sacked | |||||
| 09-01-2003 | Gratish | Ungor | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dpl, Pblk | 4 | 8 | Sacked | |||||
| 20-03-2003 | Al Gor | Bestigor | 4 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Horn | MA | 1 | 2 | Sacked | ||||
| 09-05-2003 | Børgor | Gor | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Gard, Mblk, Pion | N | 2 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 29 | Sacked | |
| Casualties | |||||||||||||||
| Died on: | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Killed By |
| 28-08-2002 | John Doe | Gor | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn | los Burito | |||||||
| 05-09-2002 | Skideren | Ungor | 7 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dpl, Kick, MA | 2 | 4 | 1 | 14 | An exploding chest | |||
| 28-09-2002 | Octavius | Bestigor | 5 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Mblw, Tkl | 1 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 17 | Count Strahd | ||
| 11-10-2002 | Benny Søgor | Gor | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn | Bone Saw | |||||||
| 31-10-2002 | Ga Go Gy Gor | Bestigor | 5 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Mblw, Mblk | 2 | 2 | 3 | 13 | Scorpio | |||
| 25-11-2002 | Roggor | Gor | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Pion, Mblw | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 21 | Spearow | ||
| 06-02-2003 | Joe Trucker | Bestigor | 5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Horn, ST, Pion, Mblk, Mblw | AG | 2 | 2 | 13 | 5 | 58 | Squirtle | |
| 19-02-2003 | Fang Nørbygor | Gor | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Pion, Mblk | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 16 | Uncle Sam | ||
| 25-04-2003 | Chris Hardgor Rock | Gor | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Pion, Gard, Mblk, Rtkl | 4 | 7 | 4 | 4 | 51 | Jeltsin | ||
| Past teams | ||
| Season | Name | Race |
| VII | Truckernorserne | Norse |
| IX | Slaanish | Slann |
| X | SPF 30 | Imperial |