The Spearmint Rhinos

Coach: Nis Berthelsen
Roster (22-07-2009):

Player number Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills sorted by date Games Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Cost
1 MaxFlax Blitzer 5 4 4 8 Blk, Side, Ddge, Tkl, ST, Dtkl, Fend 53 MA, MA 11 8   19 3 82 220000
2 Sun-Tzu Blitzer 8 3 3 8 Blk, Side, Ddge, Tkl, MA, Gard, Dtkl 53 AG 20 12   21 2 98 220000
3 A Lion of Detroit Catcher 8 4 4 7 Ctch, NoS, Ddge, Horn, ST, Wres, Leap 25   5 19   5 4 89 240000
4 Tea Bag Catcher 9 2 4 7 Ctch, NoS, Gard, Ddge, Blk, MA, Fend 53 ST 18 13   9 4 86 210000
5 GUN-Dux Catcher 10 3 4 7 Ctch, NoS, Ddge, MA, MA, Spr, Sft, HoF, Leap 49   18 111     4 362 240000
6 Fede Frey Filejs Ostepop Catcher 8 3 4 6 Ctch, NoS, Ddge, Wres, Leap, Vll, Sbll, Tkl 42 AV 16 14   10 3 85 190000
7 Tornen Lineman 6 3 4 7   2               60000
8 1001 Molak-mak-mak Gordon Thrower 5 3 4 7 Pass, Shnd, Acc, Sarm, Sthw, KORn, HoF, Sft 53 MA 451     1 3 242 190000
9 Tøffelejsen III Necromantic-Zombie 3 3 1 8 Reg, Lone, Blk 25 MA, AG         2 10 40000
10 Lingon-Korven Lineman 6 3 4 7 Blk, Frnz 11         4 2 18 100000
11 Billion zebraen Lineman 6 2 3 7 Blk, Kick 53 AG, ST 12       3 21 80000
12 Flex Springmaus Lineman 6 3 4 7 Blk, Dplr, Ddge 53   26 1   8 1 37 120000
13 Zvi 2000 Lineman 6 3 4 7 Gard, Blk, Ddge, Pro 53   23 1   6 3 41 130000
14 DingBuggy Lineman 6 3 2 7 Blk, Gard 17 AG, AG 2       3 16 90000
15 Gongsi Lineman 5 3 4 7 Dplr, Git 19 MA 2     4 2 19 90000
16 Av,av Lineman 6 3 4 6   4 AV             60000
Warp Nougat 50k

Mangler at slå skill til nummer: 10.
August - Adrian
September - Bye
Oktober - Jonas
Oktober - Johan
November - Jones
December - Pelle
Januar - Brian
Januar - Mobo
Februar - Palle
Marts - Gorm
April - Clement
Slaanesh Elf Rerolls 4 200000
Friendlies available: 0 Fan Factor 9 90000
Stadium: Murder-Baboon Lounge Assistant Coaches 0 0
Cheerleaders 0 0
Total SPP's: 1206 Apothecary 1 50000
Treasury: 150000 Additional Value   50000
Spiralling expenses: 100000 Total Value of Team 2670000

Championship Qualifiers
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points
29-08-2008 Won The Devil's Army 5-1 1-5 26000 (0) 40000 2
15-10-2008 Won Cleveland Downs 5-1 1-8 27000 (1) 40000 2
16-10-2008 Won The Coke Crew 4-3 1-3 31000 (1) 20000 2
30-10-2008 Draw Radioactive Reptiles 2-2 6-4 31000 (-1) 30000 1
10-01-2009 Draw Nihilist People's Party 1-1 4-1 31000 (-1) 0 1
03-02-2009 Won The Rusty Trombones 2-1 4-6 36000 (0) 40000 2
06-02-2009 Won Børnehaven MEGADOOM 4-3 6-3 22000 (1) 40000 2
26-02-2009 Won Copenhagen Commedia Dell'arte 7-6 1-1 40000 (1) 30000 2
16-04-2009 Won Djævledæmonerne fra Dødshimlen 2-0 0-0 0 (0) 0 2
26-04-2009 Draw Time Bandits 0-0 0-0 0 (0) 0 0

Friendlies
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Field
01-08-2008 Draw Hollywood Mobsters 4-4 3-1 18000 (1) 50000 Neutral
01-08-2008 Won Hollywood Mobsters 5-1 4-1 16000 (1) 70000 Neutral
02-08-2008 Won Børnehaven MEGADOOM 4-0 1-1 12000 (1) 50000 Neutral
12-08-2008 Lost Rastafari Ratskins 2-4 3-5 20000 (0) 60000 Neutral
16-08-2008 Lost Copenhagen Commedia Dell'arte 4-6 3-0 25000 (0) 50000 Neutral
21-08-2008 Won The Devil's Army 6-1 5-1 14000 (1) 70000 Neutral
05-10-2008 Lost The Coke Crew 6-7 4-6 24000 (-1) 30000 Neutral
07-10-2008 Won The Coke Crew 7-4 3-4 25000 (0) 40000 Neutral
10-10-2008 Won Nihilist People's Party 3-2 3-6 38000 (1) 50000 Neutral
10-10-2008 Draw Attack of the tentacle 3-3 3-4 33000 (1) 30000 Neutral
18-12-2008 Won The Coke Crew 5-4 4-0 31000000 (0) 50000 Neutral
18-12-2008 Draw The Coke Crew 4-4 4-6 34000 (-1) 30000 Neutral
29-12-2008 Draw Copenhagen Commedia Dell'arte 4-4 2-3 42000 (-1) 30000 Neutral
29-12-2008 Draw Copenhagen Commedia Dell'arte 6-6 3-4 33000 (-1) 0 Neutral
18-03-2009 Won Hollywood Mobsters 7-5 0-3 36000 (0) 30000 Neutral
30-03-2009 Lost Hollywood Mobsters 5-6 2-9 35000 (-1) 0 Neutral
11-04-2009 Won The Coke Crew 7-4 2-3 32000 (0) 40000 Neutral

The Low Budget Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
02-10-2008 Lost Attack of the tentacle 0-2 0-3 22000 40000 DB
18-10-2008 Won Bumping Boogie 3-2 4-1 29000 50000 Cup match Neutral
12-11-2008 Won Djævledæmonerne fra Dødshimlen 3-2 3-7 36000 40000 Cup match Neutral
09-12-2008 Won The Rusty Trombones 4-3 7-6 34000 40000 Cup match Neutral
22-01-2009 Lost Time Bandits 1-2 2-3 29000 40000 Cup match Neutral
Dungeon Bowl Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
05-09-2008 Won Mighty Eating Power Rangers 2-0 1-1 21000 (1) 60000 3 DB
11-09-2008 Draw Bumping Boogie 2-2 2-3 30000 (0) 60000 1 DB
12-09-2008 Won Nihilist People's Party 3-1 0-2 27000 (1) 50000 3 DB
25-09-2008 Won Radioactive Reptiles 3-2 0-2 31000 (1) 60000 3 DB
The Chaos Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
29-10-2008 Won Karstens Døde Drenge 5-2 4-3 31000 40000 3 Tzeentch
30-10-2008 Won Radioactive Reptiles 5-2 8-2 29000 30000 3 Nurgle
19-11-2008 Lost En Mors Mod 2-3 2-5 44000 40000 0 Slaanesh
24-11-2008 Draw Attack of the tentacle 2-2 5-1 33000 10000 1 Khorne
02-12-2008 Won Nihilist People's Party 3-1 6-1 39000 40000 Quarterfinal Tzeentch
04-12-2008 Won Attack of the tentacle 3-1 7-2 40000 40000 Semifinal Nurgle
15-12-2008 Won Radioactive Reptiles 4-3 4-4 40000 50000 Final Nurgle
The Spike
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
27-02-2009 Draw The Rusty Trombones 3-3 3-5 31000 10000 1 Neutral
02-03-2009 Won Mighty Eating Power Rangers 5-2 5-4 33000 40000 3 Neutral
03-03-2009 Draw Alexandria Jackals 2-2 2-5 33000 10000 1 Neutral
16-03-2009 Lost Attack of the tentacle 3-4 3-4 41000 20000 Quarterfinal Neutral
The Blood Bowl
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
06-05-2009 Lost Radioactive Reptiles 3-4 0-4 32000 10000 0 Neutral
18-05-2009 Won Børnehaven MEGADOOM 4-2 1-4 30000 30000 2 Neutral
29-05-2009 Won Copenhagen Commedia Dell'arte 10-9 6-2 31000 10000 2 Neutral
08-06-2009 Won The Rusty Trombones 3-2 0-6 34000 20000 2 Neutral
06-07-2009 Won Hollywood Mobsters 5-4 4-5 28000 30000 2 Neutral
22-07-2009 Lost Radioactive Reptiles 2-3 2-2 29000 40000 Conference final Neutral

Fired Players
Retired on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Status
02-10-2008 Din mor Lineman 6 3 4 7 Tent N 8     1   6 Sacked
06-02-2009 The Bast Thrower 6 3 4 6 Pass, Ldr AV, N 12         6 Sacked
18-03-2009 Svimbu's Lillebror Lineman 6 3 4 7   N             Sacked
18-03-2009 Gnos hin Mindre Lineman 6 2 4 7   ST             Sacked

Casualties
Died on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Killed By
29-08-2008 Linie Akvaviten Lineman 6 3 4 7                 Grashnik
11-09-2008 Hjernen bag den forklædte and Thrower 6 3 4 7 Pass, Ldr   5       2 12 Cing Croc
02-10-2008 Dax Tonga Catcher 8 3 4 7 Ctch, NoS, Wres, Leap   5 4   1   16 An exploding chest
12-11-2008 Frey Tykmælk Lineman 6 3 3 7   AG       1   2 Abaddon - Demon of Death
09-12-2008 Tøffelejsen II Necromantic-Zombie 3 3 2 8 Reg, Lone MA             Backstage Boy
09-12-2008 Lasse-Man of Luck Lineman 6 3 4 7 Blk     1     1 8 Smoking Lyrox
15-12-2008 Trippel Spand Rabul Catcher 8 3 4 7 Ctch, NoS, Horn, Wres, Ddge, HoF, Leap, Tkl   20 12 2 6 4 82 The Wizard of Radioactive Reptiles
11-01-2009 Hugo Bob Lineman 5 3 4 7 Blk, Ddge MA       5 2 20 Ron Don Dendron
22-01-2009 Den Fjollede Nullerbob Lineman 6 3 4 7                 DeadHead II
06-02-2009 Dunke-dunke Lineman 6 3 3 6 Mblw, Frnz, Pion, Claw, Blk, HoF, Jup AG, AV 6 1   52 6 140 Mighty Zug
27-02-2009 Svimbu Lineman 6 3 4 7                 Tom Jones
27-02-2009 Svimbus storebror Lineman 6 3 4 7                 Jernladyen
06-05-2009 Grimhedsviften Lineman 6 3 3 7 Blk, Fend AG 12 1   1 1 16 Brinse who ate the glowing snow
19-05-2009 Katja Kagearms mormor Lineman 6 3 4 7                 Mighty Zug
08-06-2009 Dingo Lineman 6 3 4 7                 Backstage Boy

Past teams
Season Name Race
X Champions of Kamigawa Dark Elf
XI A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 Chaos Beastman
XII Pastafarians Daemon
XVI Divided United Chaos Pact