The Rusty Trombones

Coach: Brian Holst Larsen
Roster (17-06-2009):

Player number Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills sorted by date Games Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Cost
1 Father Johan Nurgle-Nurgle Warrior 4 4 2 9 Dist, Fapr, Reg, Rot, Lone, Blk, Tail, Gard 27       1 3 2 18 150000
2 Spankey Bull Centaur 6 4 2 9 Tskl, Sft, Spr, Blk, Gard 8     2   2 2 20 170000
3 Larry Laffer the Ultimate Player Bull Centaur 6 4 4 9 Tskl, Sft, Spr, AG, Blk, Dtkl, Sfrm, AG 50   16 26   7   100 280000
4 Lækre Tænder Chaos Dwarf Blocker 4 4 2 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, ST, Dtkl, Mblw 19         9 4 38 170000
5   Chaos Dwarf Blocker 4 3 2 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl 2               70000
6 Whine Master T Chaos Dwarf Blocker 4 3 2 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Mblw, Gard, Claw, Pion, MA, Grab 40 MA 4     55 7 147 200000
7 Backstage Boy Chaos Dwarf Blocker 4 3 2 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Mblw, Claw, Pion, Frnz, Jugg 34         35 3 85 180000
8 Mocca Jr. Chaos Dwarf Blocker 4 3 2 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Gard 6         1 1 7 90000
9 Tom Jones Chaos Dwarf Blocker 4 3 1 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Mblw, Gard, Pion 50 AG 12 1   14 3 52 120000
10 Palle Powers Hobgoblin 6 4 5 6 AG, Shnd, Tskl, Reg, Mith, AG, Blk, KORn, ST 50 AV, AV 47 31 2 3 4 146 260000
11 Jernladyen Hobgoblin 6 3 2 7 Dplr, Blk, Fend 50 AG, N   4   18   48 80000
12 Stærke Jens Hobgoblin 6 3 2 7 Gard, Blk 46 AG   2   3 3 27 80000
13 Le Beast de Bad Hobgoblin 6 3 3 7 Dplr, Blk, Gard, Fend 46   3 3 1 17 4 66 130000
14   Hobgoblin 6 3 3 7 Dplr 6   2       1 6 60000
15 Pede i jakkesæt og med hagesmæk Hobgoblin 6 3 3 7 Blk 25         1 2 12 60000
16                                
Nr 9 mangler skill Chaos Dwarf Rerolls 4 280000
Friendlies available: 0 Fan Factor 7 70000
Stadium:   Assistant Coaches 0 0
Cheerleaders 0 0
Total SPP's: 772 Apothecary 1 50000
Treasury: 250000 Additional Value   0
Spiralling expenses: 80000 Total Value of Team 2500000

Championship Qualifiers
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points
03-08-2008 Won Børnehaven MEGADOOM 2-1 2-0 19000 (1) 30000 2
09-08-2008 Draw Time Bandits 1-1 3-2 29000 (1) 40000 1
22-08-2008 Draw Radioactive Reptiles 1-1 2-4 25000 (1) 50000 1
30-08-2008 Lost Nihilist People's Party 1-2 3-3 23000 (0) 30000 0
26-09-2008 Draw Copenhagen Commedia Dell'arte 2-2 11-1 34000 (0) 40000 1
28-10-2008 Won Djævledæmonerne fra Dødshimlen 3-1 3-5 33000 (-1) 50000 2
04-12-2008 Won The Devil's Army 2-0 6-2 28000 (1) 10000 2
03-02-2009 Lost The Spearmint Rhinos 1-2 6-4 36000 (-1) 0 0
06-02-2009 Draw The Coke Crew 3-3 6-4 33000 (1) 30000 1
19-04-2009 Draw Cleveland Downs 0-0 3-3 28000 (-1) 0 1

Friendlies
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Field
02-08-2008 Lost Alexandria Jackals 1-2 0-2 20000 (0) 30000 Neutral
02-08-2008 Won Radioactive Reptiles 2-1 2-0 19000 (1) 60000 Neutral
02-08-2008 Won Time Bandits 3-2 2-3 13000 (1) 80000 Neutral
02-08-2008 Lost Børnehaven MEGADOOM 0-3 2-2 11000 (0) 50000 Neutral
03-08-2008 Draw Time Bandits 1-1 1-2 17000 (1) 30000 Neutral
15-08-2008 Lost Time Bandits 0-1 0-2 20000 (-1) 20000 Neutral
11-10-2008 Draw Doom from Hell 2-2 4-4 32000 (1) 60000 Neutral
11-10-2008 Lost Time Bandits 1-2 3-3 30000 (-1) 30000 Neutral
11-10-2008 Lost Time Bandits 1-3 2-4 24000 (-1) 20000 Neutral
18-10-2008 Draw Radioactive Reptiles 1-1 4-4 33000 (-1) 30000 Neutral
26-11-2008 Lost Time Bandits 0-2 6-8 34000 (0) 0 Neutral
30-11-2008 Won Doom from Hell 2-1 4-9 25000 (1) 30000 Neutral
10-12-2008 Won Time Bandits 2-1 6-5 34000 (1) 20000 Neutral
21-12-2008 Won Radioactive Reptiles 2-1 7-3 27000 (1) 50000 Neutral
21-12-2008 Draw Time Bandits 2-2 7-6 38000 (-1) 10000 Neutral
22-12-2008 Won Radioactive Reptiles 4-3 12-0 27000 (1) 50000 Neutral
30-12-2008 Won Doom from Hell 4-2 6-4 33000 (0) 40000 Neutral
09-01-2009 Draw Time Bandits 1-1 7-3 37000 (-1) 30000 Neutral
20-01-2009 Won Superheroes 2-0 8-0 26000 (0) 40000 Neutral
16-04-2009 Lost Time Bandits 0-2 10-1 30000 (0) 30000 Neutral

The Low Budget Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
05-10-2008 Won Superheroes 2-0 6-0 29000 70000 DB
14-10-2008 Won Karstens Døde Drenge 2-1 8-3 26000 30000 Cup match Neutral
26-10-2008 Won Radioactive Reptiles 2-1 5-6 32000 50000 Cup match Neutral
09-12-2008 Lost The Spearmint Rhinos 3-4 6-7 34000 10000 Cup match Neutral
Dungeon Bowl Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
31-08-2008 Won Karstens Døde Drenge 2-0 1-3 22000 (1) 60000 3 DB
12-09-2008 Won Rastafari Ratskins 2-0 6-1 27000 (1) 30000 3 DB
25-09-2008 Won The Devil's Army 3-1 1-3 20000 (0) 70000 3 DB
28-09-2008 Won En Mors Mod 2-1 2-0 25000 (1) 60000 3 DB
Copenhagen Commedia Dell'arte ()
Attack of the tentacle ()
Radioactive Reptiles ()
--- --- () Final MDB
Doom from Hell ()
Bumping Boogie ()
Time Bandits ()
--- --- () Friendly MDB
Bumping Boogie ()
Alexandria Jackals ()
Superheroes ()
--- --- () Friendly MDB
The Chaos Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
23-10-2008 Draw Nihilist People's Party 2-2 6-3 33000 50000 1 Khorne
07-11-2008 Lost Copenhagen Commedia Dell'arte 1-2 3-1 34000 20000 0 Nurgle
10-11-2008 Won The Devil's Army 2-1 5-3 20000 40000 3 Tzeentch
20-11-2008 Lost Attack of the tentacle 0-5 3-9 32000 0 0 Slaanesh
The Spike
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
01-02-2009 Won Mighty Eating Power Rangers 2-1 6-0 27000 30000 3 Neutral
23-02-2009 Won Alexandria Jackals 2-1 9-4 29000 30000 3 Neutral
27-02-2009 Draw The Spearmint Rhinos 3-3 5-3 31000 0 1 Neutral
08-03-2009 Lost Time Bandits 0-1 2-7 31000 10000 Quarterfinal Neutral
The Blood Bowl
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
30-04-2009 Lost Radioactive Reptiles 1-3 2-2 29000 -10000 0 Neutral
12-05-2009 Won Børnehaven MEGADOOM 3-2 6-2 27000 30000 2 Neutral
20-05-2009 Won Copenhagen Commedia Dell'arte 3-1 8-0 31000 20000 2 Neutral
08-06-2009 Lost The Spearmint Rhinos 2-3 6-0 34000 20000 0 Neutral

Fired Players
Retired on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Status
03-08-2008 Miss Nigling Hobgoblin 6 3 3 7   N             Sacked
31-08-2008 McLoving Chaos Dwarf Blocker 3 3 2 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl MA       1   2 Sacked
11-10-2008 Onkel Find Chaos Dwarf Blocker 4 3 2 8 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Mblw AV 4       1 7 Sacked
11-10-2008 MDB rookie 1 Hobgoblin 6 3 3 7                 Sacked
11-10-2008 MDB rookie 2 Hobgoblin 6 3 3 7                 Sacked
27-10-2008 Tank'a'licious Chaos Dwarf Blocker 4 3 2 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Mblw N       3 1 11 Sacked
07-11-2008 Fart Lover Hobgoblin 5 3 3 7   MA             Sacked

Casualties
Died on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Killed By
31-08-2008 Patrick the One and Only Chaos Dwarf Blocker 4 3 2 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Mblw         2 1 9 The Avatar of Skunk
27-10-2008 Freebie the Willy Nurgle-Nurgle Warrior 4 4 2 9 Dist, Fapr, Reg, Rot, Lone, Blk, Mblw   4 1   8 1 26 Lord Don Johnson
10-12-2008 Cunt Lula the Sexy Empress Bull Centaur 7 4 2 9 Tskl, Sft, Spr, Blk, Btkl, Gard, MA   4 8   11 5 73 Dunke-dunke
10-12-2008 Deep Bottom Dengse Chaos Dwarf Blocker 4 3 2 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Mblw, Pion, Gard, Sfrm   4 1   22 3 64 Strutter
06-02-2009 Smoking Lyrox Hobgoblin 5 3 3 7 Dplr, Blk, Fend MA   3   9 1 32 Suicide
24-02-2009 Hundelufteren Bull Centaur 6 4 2 9 Tskl, Sft, Spr, Blk, Gard     4   1 2 24 Mary-Kate Olsen
08-03-2009 Stella Malou Chaos Dwarf Blocker 4 3 1 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Dtkl, Gard AG 4     3 2 18 Dame Pansy
08-03-2009 Peter Sellers Hobgoblin 6 3 3 7                 Dame Pansy
13-05-2009 Elskovsdyret Chaos Dwarf Blocker 4 3 2 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Mblw, Gard, Pion, Jugg N 8     20 3 59 Hot Carl

Past teams
Season Name Race
VII Karak Kadrin Kickers Dwarf
VIII Gorgoth Greenskinz Orc
IX Children of Chaos Daemon
X Slaves to Darkness Rotters
XI Marienburg Maulers Old World
XII Doomwheel Runners Skaven
XIII A few Bad Goats Chaos
XV Westeros Warriors Necromantic