Røvbananerne

Coach: Jesper Andersen
Roster (14-05-2008):

Player number Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills sorted by date Games Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Cost
1 Palle Slem Chaos Warrior 5 4 3 9 Mblw, Claw, Gard, Blk 35   8 1   18 3 58 180000
2 SvulmeMonsteret Chaos Warrior 5 4 3 9 Mblw, Claw, Gard, Blk, Pion 35   10 4   17 6 81 200000
3 Brutus Fehår Chaos Warrior 4 3 3 9 Mblw, Claw, Blk 14 MA, ST   2   4 5 39 140000
4 Banale Bimsefar Beastman 6 3 3 8 Horn 13               60000
5 RokokoKlokker Beastman 6 3 3 7 Horn 10 AV             60000
6 Dan Dødsensfarlig Beastman 6 3 3 8 Horn, Blk, Gard, Mblw 35   10 6   6 1 40 120000
7 Bobby Rock Beastman 6 3 3 7 Horn, Blk, Dplr 35 AV, N 8 1   5 2 27 80000
8 Flæskerouladen Beastman 6 3 2 8 Horn, Blk 20 AG 2 1   1 1 11 70000
9 Funny DeLuxe Beastman 6 3 3 8 Horn, Blk, Dtkl, Tkl 35   4 4 1 5 2 36 130000
10 Niels fra Nordlædervest Beastman 7 3 3 8 Horn, Blk, Mblw, Frnz, MA 35   6 7   6 3 51 150000
11 Donny Destroyer Beastman 6 3 5 8 Horn, AG, AG, Sarm, HoF, Blk, Shnd 35   151 1   2 2 92 200000
12 Furesøen - Wollah jeg knepper dig! Chaos Warrior 5 4 3 9 Mblw, Claw, Blk, Gard 30   20 5   13   51 180000
13 MuuuUUUUUuuuHH! Minotaur 5 5 1 8 Tskl, Horn, Mblw, Claw, Tent, Btkl 29 N, AG   1   19 3 56 200000
14 Bedstemor med skæg Beastman 6 3 3 8 Horn, Blk, Gard 17 N 2     3 2 17 90000
15 Mobo Jobo Beastman 6 3 3 7 Horn, Blk 17 AV   1     1 8 70000
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Så har Røvbananerne givet efter for fansenes klager og skiftet stadion til Det Gule Hus. Eneste problem med det nye stadion er at bartenderne hårdnakket påstår at 2L. fadøl i kande til 60,- er en god deal for kunden, når 0,4L. fadøl koster 10,-...   Chaos Rerolls 5 300000
Friendlies available: 0 Fan Factor 11 110000
Stadium: Det Gule Hus - Danmarks dummeste bartendere! Assistant Coaches 0 0
Cheerleaders 0 0
Total SPP's: 567 Apothecary 1 50000
Treasury: 160000 Additional Value   0
Spiralling expenses: 70000 Total Value of Team 2390000

Championship Qualifiers
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points
30-09-2007 Draw Disco Coppers 1-1 3-5 27000 (0) 60000 1
29-11-2007 Lost A few Good Men 0-3 2-4 27000 (0) 20000 0
30-11-2007 Draw Return of the ST5 Zombie 1-1 4-3 30000 (0) 20000 1
09-12-2007 Lost Pain, Torture and Suffering 1-2 3-2 22000 (0) 50000 0
15-12-2007 Won Heroes of the Horde 2-1 2-5 29000 (0) 20000 2
30-03-2008 Won The Twillight Moon 3-2 3-2 26000 (0) 50000 2
07-04-2008 Won Amar Roughnecks 3-1 1-5 28000 (1) 20000 2
09-04-2008 Lost Grethes Gardinbus 0-3 2-9 30000 (0) 10000 0
13-04-2008 Draw Fables of Ancient Egypt 1-1 6-2 31000 (0) 20000 1

Friendlies
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Field
28-08-2007 Lost Copenhagen Cyclops 0-5 0-6 27000 (0) 70000 Neutral
28-08-2007 Lost Copenhagen Cyclops 1-4 1-4 24000 (0) 60000 Neutral
01-10-2007 Lost Disco Coppers 1-3 2-5 33000 (0) 30000 Neutral
04-10-2007 Won Grethes Gardinbus 3-1 6-3 30000 (0) 30000 Neutral
04-10-2007 Won Grethes Gardinbus 3-2 4-4 23000 (0) 60000 Neutral
14-12-2007 Draw Disco Coppers 2-2 6-2 28000 (0) 30000 Neutral
14-12-2007 Won The Twillight Moon 3-1 3-0 27000 (0) 60000 Neutral
14-12-2007 Draw The Twillight Moon 2-2 2-3 25000 (0) 50000 Neutral
18-01-2008 Draw Super Chargers 1-1 4-4 33000 (0) 40000 Neutral
18-01-2008 Lost Super Chargers 0-4 1-8 38000 (0) 10000 Neutral

The Low Budget Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
11-09-2007 Lost The Twillight Moon 0-2 4-5 27000 30000 Qualification Neutral
Dungeon Bowl Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
13-09-2007 Lost Grethes Gardinbus 0-2 0-1 23000 (0) 50000 0 DB
16-09-2007 Draw Fables of Ancient Egypt 1-1 0-5 18000 (0) 40000 1 DB
26-09-2007 Lost Pain, Torture and Suffering 0-2 3-1 25000 (0) 20000 0 DB
27-09-2007 Won Poetry in Motion 2-1 3-2 25000 (0) 70000 3 DB
Disco Coppers ()
The Twillight Moon ()
Super Chargers ()
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The Chaos Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
12-11-2007 Lost 49ers 2-3 3-3 31000 60000 0 Slaanesh
12-11-2007 Lost Crocs 1-2 3-4 26000 30000 0 Slaanesh
13-11-2007 Lost Copenhagen Cyclops 0-3 3-6 27000 30000 0 Tzeentch
21-11-2007 Lost Poetry in Motion 2-5 8-3 34000 50000 0 Tzeentch
The Spike
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
07-02-2008 Draw Ultimators United 2-2 5-0 33000 20000 1 Neutral
17-02-2008 Won Super Chargers 1-0 6-3 27000 40000 3 Neutral
27-02-2008 Lost Copenhagen Cyclops 0-1 1-2 33000 0 0 Neutral
The Blood Bowl
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
21-04-2008 Won The Twillight Moon 2-1 8-1 24000 30000 2 Neutral
24-04-2008 Lost Disco Coppers 0-2 3-1 38000 0 0 Neutral
08-05-2008 Draw Grethes Gardinbus 1-1 2-3 35000 50000 1 Neutral
14-05-2008 Lost Fables of Ancient Egypt 1-3 5-3 40000 0 0 Neutral

Fired Players
Retired on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Status
12-11-2007 Johnny Død Beastman 6 2 3 8 Horn ST 2 1       4 Sacked

Casualties
Died on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Killed By
22-11-2007 Birger Dræbersnegl Beastman 6 3 3 8 Horn, Gard, Blk   2 3   1 2 22 Chico Bebsemus
30-11-2007 Marcus Farlig Beastman 6 3 3 8 Horn, Dtkl N 3 1   1   6 Donny Dog Reindeer
15-12-2007 Dødshærgeren Chaos Warrior 5 4 3 9 Mblw, Claw, Blk   14 1   8 2 36 Jorin Deadeye
15-12-2007 Rullekebaben Beastman 6 3 3 8 Horn, Blk     3     1 14 Cairn Bloodhoof
17-02-2008 Sure Svend Skrævsved fra Skensved Beastman 6 3 3 8 Horn, Blk, Tkl   4     3 3 23 The Bus

Past teams
Season Name Race
XI Grobilk's Bananarama Orc
XII Cirkus Beinweiss Necromantic
XIV Oldworld Outlaws Human