Røvbananerne
Coach: Jesper Andersen
Roster (14-05-2008):
Player number | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills sorted by date | Games | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Cost |
1 | Palle Slem | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Mblw, Claw, Gard, Blk | 35 | 8 | 1 | 18 | 3 | 58 | 180000 | ||
2 | SvulmeMonsteret | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Mblw, Claw, Gard, Blk, Pion | 35 | 10 | 4 | 17 | 6 | 81 | 200000 | ||
3 | Brutus Fehår | Chaos Warrior | 4 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Mblw, Claw, Blk | 14 | MA, ST | 2 | 4 | 5 | 39 | 140000 | ||
4 | Banale Bimsefar | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn | 13 | 60000 | |||||||
5 | RokokoKlokker | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Horn | 10 | AV | 60000 | ||||||
6 | Dan Dødsensfarlig | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Blk, Gard, Mblw | 35 | 10 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 40 | 120000 | ||
7 | Bobby Rock | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Horn, Blk, Dplr | 35 | AV, N | 8 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 27 | 80000 | |
8 | Flæskerouladen | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Horn, Blk | 20 | AG | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 70000 | |
9 | Funny DeLuxe | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Blk, Dtkl, Tkl | 35 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 36 | 130000 | |
10 | Niels fra Nordlædervest | Beastman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Blk, Mblw, Frnz, MA | 35 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 3 | 51 | 150000 | ||
11 | Donny Destroyer | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Horn, AG, AG, Sarm, HoF, Blk, Shnd | 35 | 151 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 92 | 200000 | ||
12 | Furesøen - Wollah jeg knepper dig! | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Mblw, Claw, Blk, Gard | 30 | 20 | 5 | 13 | 51 | 180000 | |||
13 | MuuuUUUUUuuuHH! | Minotaur | 5 | 5 | 1 | 8 | Tskl, Horn, Mblw, Claw, Tent, Btkl | 29 | N, AG | 1 | 19 | 3 | 56 | 200000 | ||
14 | Bedstemor med skæg | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Blk, Gard | 17 | N | 2 | 3 | 2 | 17 | 90000 | ||
15 | Mobo Jobo | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Horn, Blk | 17 | AV | 1 | 1 | 8 | 70000 | |||
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Så har Røvbananerne givet efter for fansenes klager og skiftet stadion til Det Gule Hus. Eneste problem med det nye stadion er at bartenderne hårdnakket påstår at 2L. fadøl i kande til 60,- er en god deal for kunden, når 0,4L. fadøl koster 10,-... | Chaos | Rerolls | 5 | 300000 | ||||||||||||
Friendlies available: 0 | Fan Factor | 11 | 110000 | |||||||||||||
Stadium: Det Gule Hus - Danmarks dummeste bartendere! | Assistant Coaches | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||
Cheerleaders | 0 | 0 | ||||||||||||||
Total SPP's: 567 | Apothecary | 1 | 50000 | |||||||||||||
Treasury: 160000 | Additional Value | 0 | ||||||||||||||
Spiralling expenses: 70000 | Total Value of Team | 2390000 |
Championship Qualifiers | |||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points |
30-09-2007 | Draw | Disco Coppers | 1-1 | 3-5 | 27000 (0) | 60000 | 1 |
29-11-2007 | Lost | A few Good Men | 0-3 | 2-4 | 27000 (0) | 20000 | 0 |
30-11-2007 | Draw | Return of the ST5 Zombie | 1-1 | 4-3 | 30000 (0) | 20000 | 1 |
09-12-2007 | Lost | Pain, Torture and Suffering | 1-2 | 3-2 | 22000 (0) | 50000 | 0 |
15-12-2007 | Won | Heroes of the Horde | 2-1 | 2-5 | 29000 (0) | 20000 | 2 |
30-03-2008 | Won | The Twillight Moon | 3-2 | 3-2 | 26000 (0) | 50000 | 2 |
07-04-2008 | Won | Amar Roughnecks | 3-1 | 1-5 | 28000 (1) | 20000 | 2 |
09-04-2008 | Lost | Grethes Gardinbus | 0-3 | 2-9 | 30000 (0) | 10000 | 0 |
13-04-2008 | Draw | Fables of Ancient Egypt | 1-1 | 6-2 | 31000 (0) | 20000 | 1 |
Friendlies | |||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Field |
28-08-2007 | Lost | Copenhagen Cyclops | 0-5 | 0-6 | 27000 (0) | 70000 | Neutral |
28-08-2007 | Lost | Copenhagen Cyclops | 1-4 | 1-4 | 24000 (0) | 60000 | Neutral |
01-10-2007 | Lost | Disco Coppers | 1-3 | 2-5 | 33000 (0) | 30000 | Neutral |
04-10-2007 | Won | Grethes Gardinbus | 3-1 | 6-3 | 30000 (0) | 30000 | Neutral |
04-10-2007 | Won | Grethes Gardinbus | 3-2 | 4-4 | 23000 (0) | 60000 | Neutral |
14-12-2007 | Draw | Disco Coppers | 2-2 | 6-2 | 28000 (0) | 30000 | Neutral |
14-12-2007 | Won | The Twillight Moon | 3-1 | 3-0 | 27000 (0) | 60000 | Neutral |
14-12-2007 | Draw | The Twillight Moon | 2-2 | 2-3 | 25000 (0) | 50000 | Neutral |
18-01-2008 | Draw | Super Chargers | 1-1 | 4-4 | 33000 (0) | 40000 | Neutral |
18-01-2008 | Lost | Super Chargers | 0-4 | 1-8 | 38000 (0) | 10000 | Neutral |
The Low Budget Cup | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points | Field |
11-09-2007 | Lost | The Twillight Moon | 0-2 | 4-5 | 27000 | 30000 | Qualification | Neutral |
Dungeon Bowl Cup | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points | Field |
13-09-2007 | Lost | Grethes Gardinbus | 0-2 | 0-1 | 23000 (0) | 50000 | 0 | DB |
16-09-2007 | Draw | Fables of Ancient Egypt | 1-1 | 0-5 | 18000 (0) | 40000 | 1 | DB |
26-09-2007 | Lost | Pain, Torture and Suffering | 0-2 | 3-1 | 25000 (0) | 20000 | 0 | DB |
27-09-2007 | Won | Poetry in Motion | 2-1 | 3-2 | 25000 (0) | 70000 | 3 | DB |
Disco Coppers () The Twillight Moon () Super Chargers () |
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The Chaos Cup | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate | Winnings | Points | Field |
12-11-2007 | Lost | 49ers | 2-3 | 3-3 | 31000 | 60000 | 0 | Slaanesh |
12-11-2007 | Lost | Crocs | 1-2 | 3-4 | 26000 | 30000 | 0 | Slaanesh |
13-11-2007 | Lost | Copenhagen Cyclops | 0-3 | 3-6 | 27000 | 30000 | 0 | Tzeentch |
21-11-2007 | Lost | Poetry in Motion | 2-5 | 8-3 | 34000 | 50000 | 0 | Tzeentch |
The Spike | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate | Winnings | Points | Field |
07-02-2008 | Draw | Ultimators United | 2-2 | 5-0 | 33000 | 20000 | 1 | Neutral |
17-02-2008 | Won | Super Chargers | 1-0 | 6-3 | 27000 | 40000 | 3 | Neutral |
27-02-2008 | Lost | Copenhagen Cyclops | 0-1 | 1-2 | 33000 | 0 | 0 | Neutral |
The Blood Bowl | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate | Winnings | Points | Field |
21-04-2008 | Won | The Twillight Moon | 2-1 | 8-1 | 24000 | 30000 | 2 | Neutral |
24-04-2008 | Lost | Disco Coppers | 0-2 | 3-1 | 38000 | 0 | 0 | Neutral |
08-05-2008 | Draw | Grethes Gardinbus | 1-1 | 2-3 | 35000 | 50000 | 1 | Neutral |
14-05-2008 | Lost | Fables of Ancient Egypt | 1-3 | 5-3 | 40000 | 0 | 0 | Neutral |
Fired Players | |||||||||||||||
Retired on: | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Status |
12-11-2007 | Johnny Død | Beastman | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Horn | ST | 2 | 1 | 4 | Sacked |
Casualties | |||||||||||||||
Died on: | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Killed By |
22-11-2007 | Birger Dræbersnegl | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Gard, Blk | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 22 | Chico Bebsemus | ||
30-11-2007 | Marcus Farlig | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Dtkl | N | 3 | 1 | 1 | 6 | Donny Dog Reindeer | ||
15-12-2007 | Dødshærgeren | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Mblw, Claw, Blk | 14 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 36 | Jorin Deadeye | ||
15-12-2007 | Rullekebaben | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Blk | 3 | 1 | 14 | Cairn Bloodhoof | ||||
17-02-2008 | Sure Svend Skrævsved fra Skensved | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horn, Blk, Tkl | 4 | 3 | 3 | 23 | The Bus |
Past teams | ||
Season | Name | Race |
XI | Grobilk's Bananarama | Orc |
XII | Cirkus Beinweiss | Necromantic |
XIV | Oldworld Outlaws | Human |