Return of the ST5 Zombie
Coach: Frey Leverpostej Nielsen
Roster (29-01-2008):
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Player number | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills sorted by date | Games | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Cost |
1 | Ham den grimme fra kennelen | Werewolf | 8 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Claw, Frnz, Reg, AG, Blk, Ddge, Tkl, Side | 41 | 12 | 23 | 12 | 1 | 104 | 240000 | ||
2 | Donny Dog Reindeer | Werewolf | 8 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Claw, Frnz, Reg, AG, Blk, Ddge, Side, Tkl, HoF | 41 | 16 | 26 | 10 | 1 | 111 | 240000 | ||
3 | Asfalt Brænderen | Flesh Golem | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Reg, Tskl, Sfrm, Mblw, Blk, Gard, Tkl | 14 | 7 | 8 | 54 | 190000 | ||||
4 | Levermanden og Slagteren Johnny Pålæg | Flesh Golem | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Reg, Tskl, Sfrm, Mblw, Blk, Gard, Tkl | 41 | 26 | 4 | 72 | 190000 | ||||
5 | Den elastiske søn | Wight | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Blk, Reg, Mblw, Pion, Tkl, Gard | 32 | AV | 9 | 28 | 3 | 75 | 160000 | ||
6 | Den Erfarne Problemløser | Wight | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Blk, Reg, Mblw, Pion, Tkl | 12 | 6 | 9 | 1 | 41 | 150000 | |||
7 | Eric banana magaritta | Ghoul | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Ddge, Blk, Side, Dtkl | 16 | 9 | 10 | 1 | 39 | 130000 | |||
8 | Attack Of The Bridge | Ghoul | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Ddge, Blk, AG, Shnd | 13 | N | 2 | 11 | 1 | 1 | 41 | 140000 | |
9 | Freakmaster - Running in the wild | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Reg | 4 | 1 | 2 | 40000 | |||||
10 | Et stykke kød af ren galskab | Zombie | 4 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Reg, Dplr, ST, Blk | 41 | 9 | 4 | 38 | 130000 | ||||
11 | Kurben Tupe | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Reg | 1 | 40000 | |||||||
12 | The real ST5 zombie | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Reg, Ldr | 13 | 40000 | |||||||
13 | Manden der kunne danse til ALT | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Reg, Dplr | 13 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 60000 | ||||
14 | Flotte Dolly | Zombie | 4 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Reg, Dplr, ST, Blk | 34 | 12 | 8 | 3 | 37 | 130000 | |||
15 | Odin Zmodin | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Reg, Blk | 22 | 3 | 6 | 60000 | |||||
16 | Yaaa YAAA ya | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Reg | 1 | 40000 | |||||||
Efter at "et stykke kød af ren galsskab" også har fået st+, er fansne i tvivl om, hvorvidt den populære s5z overhoved har tænkt sig at løfte nogen vægte? eller blot en finger for den sags skyld..
"Han sidder bare på bænken og ryger smøger, Han har ikke engang fået en skill endnu!?" lyder det fra fansnes talsmand. ts5z forsvarer sig ved at sige: "gjarh! gryyyr minus d-player.. grraarr St gryyyyyyls max!" News flash: Dolly og et stykke kød?! atletiske super stjerner eller steoride pumpede doping monstre? |
Hej jeg hedder Peter, og jeg mener at ag+ er bedre end st+, gid Frey havde to st+ ulve istedet for. Tak for denne gang, bukke og neje.
Trods de mange rygter om at ts5z er en facker, virker det som om at der er ro over vm lejren. Faktisk Så meget ro, at vores alle sammens stjerner, stadig peger på ts5z som leder. Dolly virker dog sær og sur i knolden. og skulle efter sigende gå rundt og bagtale ts5z.. Dolly: "GJARRRH ts5z! GJAAARH! Hola Hola! BRAAND NEWS!: Ts5z: faker, eller misforstået geni? hvem var han i virkelighden, vi går helt tæt på: Ægtezombien, levezombien og kvindernes zombie ts5z"! Vær vidne til et uhørt lederskifte i rots5z kæder.. Alle havde peget på Dolly som holdet ubstridte nye leder! men i den gamle leders hus fandt man bagbundet i et skab: The REAL s5z!! Its nuts!!: got the nugget! |
Necromantic | Rerolls | 4 | 280000 | |||||||||||
Friendlies available: 0 | Fan Factor | 11 | 110000 | |||||||||||||
Stadium: Dome of hola hola! | Assistant Coaches | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||
Cheerleaders | 0 | 0 | ||||||||||||||
Total SPP's: 632 | Apothecary | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||
Treasury: 230000 | Additional Value | 0 | ||||||||||||||
Spiralling expenses: 70000 | Total Value of Team | 2370000 |
Championship Qualifiers | |||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points |
31-08-2007 | Won | Amar Roughnecks | 2-1 | 3-4 | 23000 (0) | 70000 | 2 |
05-10-2007 | Won | The Twillight Moon | 3-2 | 3-4 | 29000 (0) | 60000 | 2 |
06-10-2007 | Won | A few Good Men | 2-0 | 2-2 | 26000 (0) | 60000 | 2 |
29-10-2007 | Won | Heroes of the Horde | 3-0 | 2-5 | 27000 (0) | 50000 | 2 |
24-11-2007 | Won | Disco Coppers | 3-2 | 2-4 | 26000 (0) | 40000 | 2 |
30-11-2007 | Draw | Røvbananerne | 1-1 | 3-4 | 30000 (0) | 40000 | 1 |
08-01-2008 | Won | Fables of Ancient Egypt | 4-0 | 5-5 | 41000 (0) | 50000 | 2 |
28-01-2008 | Won | Pain, Torture and Suffering | 2-1 | 5-3 | 38000 (0) | 50000 | 2 |
31-01-2008 | Draw | Grethes Gardinbus | 2-2 | 3-4 | 31000 (0) | 40000 | 1 |
Friendlies | |||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Field |
06-08-2007 | Won | 49ers | 3-1 | 3-1 | 10000 (0) | 60000 | Neutral |
06-08-2007 | Lost | 49ers | 1-4 | 3-2 | 15000 (0) | 70000 | Neutral |
07-08-2007 | Won | Oldworld Oldboys | 2-0 | 1-0 | 18000 (0) | 60000 | Neutral |
11-08-2007 | Won | Wild Boys | 2-1 | 3-2 | 19000 (0) | 80000 | Neutral |
13-08-2007 | Won | Fables of Ancient Egypt | 4-1 | 2-3 | 24000 (0) | 30000 | Neutral |
20-08-2007 | Lost | Poetry in Motion | 1-3 | 4-1 | 17000 (0) | 50000 | Neutral |
06-10-2007 | Draw | Fables of Ancient Egypt | 2-2 | 5-2 | 29000 (0) | 70000 | Neutral |
07-10-2007 | Won | Amar Roughnecks | 4-0 | 3-1 | 20000 (0) | 50000 | Neutral |
09-10-2007 | Won | Grethes Gardinbus | 3-2 | 3-3 | 30000 (0) | 60000 | Neutral |
15-10-2007 | Won | Grethes Gardinbus | 4-0 | 5-3 | 31000 (0) | 50000 | Neutral |
20-12-2007 | Won | 49ers | 3-2 | 5-2 | 40000 (0) | 50000 | Neutral |
21-12-2007 | Won | 49ers | 3-2 | 4-2 | 36000 (0) | 60000 | Neutral |
22-12-2007 | Won | Crocs | 3-2 | 5-2 | 33000 (0) | 40000 | Neutral |
22-12-2007 | Won | Crocs | 5-2 | 6-1 | 40000 (0) | 40000 | Neutral |
25-12-2007 | Won | Ultimators United | 3-0 | 7-1 | 32000 (0) | 40000 | Neutral |
10-01-2008 | Draw | Fables of Ancient Egypt | 2-2 | 5-0 | 39000 (0) | 30000 | Neutral |
13-01-2008 | Lost | 49ers | 3-5 | 2-5 | 28000 (0) | 20000 | Neutral |
17-01-2008 | Lost | Disco Coppers | 2-3 | 8-5 | 33000 (0) | 10000 | Neutral |
The Low Budget Cup | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points | Field |
18-09-2007 | Won | 49ers | 3-2 | 9-1 | 30000 | 50000 | Cup match | Neutral |
04-10-2007 | Lost | 49ers | 0-3 | 4-1 | 33000 | 40000 | Cup match | DB |
06-12-2007 | Lost | A few Bad Goats | 1-2 | 2-4 | 35000 | 10000 | Cup match | Neutral |
Dungeon Bowl Cup | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points | Field |
05-09-2007 | Lost | A few Good Men | 0-2 | 1-2 | 20000 (0) | 30000 | 0 | DB |
06-09-2007 | Won | Copenhagen Cyclops | 2-0 | 2-1 | 26000 (0) | 60000 | 3 | DB |
09-09-2007 | Won | Fables of Ancient Egypt | 2-1 | 1-2 | 15000 (0) | 50000 | 3 | DB |
12-09-2007 | Won | Pain, Torture and Suffering | 3-1 | 5-0 | 27000 (0) | 70000 | 3 | DB |
The Chaos Cup | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate | Winnings | Points | Field |
07-11-2007 | Won | Oldworld Oldboys | 2-0 | 2-4 | 28000 | 50000 | 3 | Tzeentch |
08-11-2007 | Draw | A few Bad Goats | 2-2 | 1-3 | 32000 | 30000 | 1 | Tzeentch |
12-11-2007 | Won | Disco Coppers | 3-0 | 8-2 | 30000 | 40000 | 3 | Slaanesh |
28-11-2007 | Draw | Grethes Gardinbus | 1-1 | 3-2 | 19000 | 20000 | 1 | Nurgle |
01-12-2007 | Won | Fables of Ancient Egypt | 3-1 | 3-3 | 32000 | 60000 | Quarterfinal | Khorne |
12-12-2007 | Won | Grethes Gardinbus | 1-0 | 4-7 | 45000 | 70000 | Semifinal | Tzeentch |
19-12-2007 | Won | A few Good Men | 2-0 | 5-5 | 34000 | 70000 | Final | Slaanesh |
Fired Players | |||||||||||||||
Retired on: | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Status |
05-09-2007 | Glorious Ksanje Zombie And the Inane Filth | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Reg | N | Sacked | ||||||
09-09-2007 | Fisto not the one from Heman | Wight | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Blk, Reg, Mblw, Pion | ST | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 20 | Sacked | |
09-10-2007 | Big T III | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Reg, Blk | N | 2 | 10 | Sacked | ||||
19-12-2007 | Peter der står på linien mod Palle | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Reg | Sacked |
Casualties | |||||||||||||||
Died on: | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Killed By |
05-10-2007 | Mr. Costa Smeralda | Ghoul | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Ddge, Blk, Side | 4 | 3 | 1 | 16 | Hyenanen | |||
29-10-2007 | Mavedanserinden Johnny magaritta | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Reg | Kilrogg Deadeye | |||||||
30-11-2007 | Most Valuable Shrimpman | Ghoul | 7 | 3 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Shnd, Blk, Side | AV | 2 | 10 | 2 | 1 | 40 | Niels fra Nordlædervest | |
02-12-2007 | Lester Kvæster | Flesh Golem | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Reg, Tskl, Sfrm, Mblw, Blk, Gard, Tkl | 4 | 1 | 22 | 2 | 59 | krokodillen | ||
02-12-2007 | Ohlala Big T is back | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Reg | krokodillen | |||||||
07-12-2007 | Slim guy in town | Ghoul | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Ddge, Blk, Side | 4 | 1 | 17 | Suicide | ||||
12-12-2007 | The ST5 Zombie | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Reg, Blk, Fend, Ldr | 12 | 3 | 21 | Leonardo Bombardo | ||||
12-12-2007 | Jesper - Fan of the game IV | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Reg, Blk | 4 | 1 | 1 | 9 | Dario Potempkin Fehans | |||
19-12-2007 | Incomplete Bird Logan | Wight | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Blk, Reg, Dtkl, Gard | 18 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 22 | Pelops | ||
08-01-2008 | Den Denutiske Oonza | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Reg, Blk | 1 | 1 | 7 | Citty | ||||
13-01-2008 | Klona fra Junglen | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Reg, Blk, Fend | 8 | 4 | 1 | 17 | Frank Gore |
Past teams | ||
Season | Name | Race |
X | Unbreakable Armour 10 | Chaos Dwarf |
XI | The Beliveble Masters of Funk | Old World |
XII | The Famazing Muscle Bombers | Orc |
XIV | Attack of the tentacle | Daemon |
XV | More Unbreakable Armor 10 | Chaos Dwarf |
XVI | Best of the Bacon King | Old World |