Return of the ST5 Zombie

Coach: Frey Leverpostej Nielsen
Roster (29-01-2008):
Holdet er ikke opdateret siden sidste kamp

Player number Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills sorted by date Games Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Cost
1 Ham den grimme fra kennelen Werewolf 8 3 4 8 Claw, Frnz, Reg, AG, Blk, Ddge, Tkl, Side 41   12 23   12 1 104 240000
2 Donny Dog Reindeer Werewolf 8 3 4 8 Claw, Frnz, Reg, AG, Blk, Ddge, Side, Tkl, HoF 41   16 26   10 1 111 240000
3 Asfalt Brænderen Flesh Golem 4 4 2 9 Reg, Tskl, Sfrm, Mblw, Blk, Gard, Tkl 14         7 8 54 190000
4 Levermanden og Slagteren Johnny Pålæg Flesh Golem 4 4 2 9 Reg, Tskl, Sfrm, Mblw, Blk, Gard, Tkl 41         26 4 72 190000
5 Den elastiske søn Wight 6 3 3 7 Blk, Reg, Mblw, Pion, Tkl, Gard 32 AV 9     28 3 75 160000
6 Den Erfarne Problemløser Wight 6 3 3 8 Blk, Reg, Mblw, Pion, Tkl 12     6   9 1 41 150000
7 Eric banana magaritta Ghoul 7 3 3 7 Ddge, Blk, Side, Dtkl 16   9 10     1 39 130000
8 Attack Of The Bridge Ghoul 7 3 4 7 Ddge, Blk, AG, Shnd 13 N 2 11   1 1 41 140000
9 Freakmaster - Running in the wild Zombie 4 3 2 8 Reg 4         1   2 40000
10 Et stykke kød af ren galskab Zombie 4 4 2 8 Reg, Dplr, ST, Blk 41         9 4 38 130000
11 Kurben Tupe Zombie 4 3 2 8 Reg 1               40000
12 The real ST5 zombie Zombie 4 3 2 8 Reg, Ldr 13               40000
13 Manden der kunne danse til ALT Zombie 4 3 2 8 Reg, Dplr 13         1 2 12 60000
14 Flotte Dolly Zombie 4 4 2 8 Reg, Dplr, ST, Blk 34   12     8 3 37 130000
15 Odin Zmodin Zombie 4 3 2 8 Reg, Blk 22         3   6 60000
16 Yaaa YAAA ya Zombie 4 3 2 8 Reg 1               40000
Efter at "et stykke kød af ren galsskab" også har fået st+, er fansne i tvivl om, hvorvidt den populære s5z overhoved har tænkt sig at løfte nogen vægte? eller blot en finger for den sags skyld..
"Han sidder bare på bænken og ryger smøger, Han har ikke engang fået en skill endnu!?" lyder det fra fansnes talsmand.

ts5z forsvarer sig ved at sige: "gjarh! gryyyr minus d-player.. grraarr St gryyyyyyls max!"

News flash: Dolly og et stykke kød?! atletiske super stjerner eller steoride pumpede doping monstre?

Hej jeg hedder Peter, og jeg mener at ag+ er bedre end st+, gid Frey havde to st+ ulve istedet for. Tak for denne gang, bukke og neje.

Trods de mange rygter om at ts5z er en facker, virker det som om at der er ro over vm lejren. Faktisk Så meget ro, at vores alle sammens stjerner, stadig peger på ts5z som leder.

Dolly virker dog sær og sur i knolden. og skulle efter sigende gå rundt og bagtale ts5z.. Dolly: "GJARRRH ts5z! GJAAARH!

Hola Hola!

BRAAND NEWS!: Ts5z: faker, eller misforstået geni?
hvem var han i virkelighden, vi går helt tæt på: Ægtezombien, levezombien og kvindernes zombie ts5z"!

Vær vidne til et uhørt lederskifte i rots5z kæder..
Alle havde peget på Dolly som holdet ubstridte nye leder! men i den gamle leders hus fandt man bagbundet i et skab: The REAL s5z!!

Its nuts!!: got the nugget!
Necromantic Rerolls 4 280000
Friendlies available: 0 Fan Factor 11 110000
Stadium: Dome of hola hola! Assistant Coaches 0 0
Cheerleaders 0 0
Total SPP's: 632 Apothecary 0 0
Treasury: 230000 Additional Value   0
Spiralling expenses: 70000 Total Value of Team 2370000

Championship Qualifiers
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points
31-08-2007 Won Amar Roughnecks 2-1 3-4 23000 (0) 70000 2
05-10-2007 Won The Twillight Moon 3-2 3-4 29000 (0) 60000 2
06-10-2007 Won A few Good Men 2-0 2-2 26000 (0) 60000 2
29-10-2007 Won Heroes of the Horde 3-0 2-5 27000 (0) 50000 2
24-11-2007 Won Disco Coppers 3-2 2-4 26000 (0) 40000 2
30-11-2007 Draw Røvbananerne 1-1 3-4 30000 (0) 40000 1
08-01-2008 Won Fables of Ancient Egypt 4-0 5-5 41000 (0) 50000 2
28-01-2008 Won Pain, Torture and Suffering 2-1 5-3 38000 (0) 50000 2
31-01-2008 Draw Grethes Gardinbus 2-2 3-4 31000 (0) 40000 1

Friendlies
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Field
06-08-2007 Won 49ers 3-1 3-1 10000 (0) 60000 Neutral
06-08-2007 Lost 49ers 1-4 3-2 15000 (0) 70000 Neutral
07-08-2007 Won Oldworld Oldboys 2-0 1-0 18000 (0) 60000 Neutral
11-08-2007 Won Wild Boys 2-1 3-2 19000 (0) 80000 Neutral
13-08-2007 Won Fables of Ancient Egypt 4-1 2-3 24000 (0) 30000 Neutral
20-08-2007 Lost Poetry in Motion 1-3 4-1 17000 (0) 50000 Neutral
06-10-2007 Draw Fables of Ancient Egypt 2-2 5-2 29000 (0) 70000 Neutral
07-10-2007 Won Amar Roughnecks 4-0 3-1 20000 (0) 50000 Neutral
09-10-2007 Won Grethes Gardinbus 3-2 3-3 30000 (0) 60000 Neutral
15-10-2007 Won Grethes Gardinbus 4-0 5-3 31000 (0) 50000 Neutral
20-12-2007 Won 49ers 3-2 5-2 40000 (0) 50000 Neutral
21-12-2007 Won 49ers 3-2 4-2 36000 (0) 60000 Neutral
22-12-2007 Won Crocs 3-2 5-2 33000 (0) 40000 Neutral
22-12-2007 Won Crocs 5-2 6-1 40000 (0) 40000 Neutral
25-12-2007 Won Ultimators United 3-0 7-1 32000 (0) 40000 Neutral
10-01-2008 Draw Fables of Ancient Egypt 2-2 5-0 39000 (0) 30000 Neutral
13-01-2008 Lost 49ers 3-5 2-5 28000 (0) 20000 Neutral
17-01-2008 Lost Disco Coppers 2-3 8-5 33000 (0) 10000 Neutral

The Low Budget Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
18-09-2007 Won 49ers 3-2 9-1 30000 50000 Cup match Neutral
04-10-2007 Lost 49ers 0-3 4-1 33000 40000 Cup match DB
06-12-2007 Lost A few Bad Goats 1-2 2-4 35000 10000 Cup match Neutral
Dungeon Bowl Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
05-09-2007 Lost A few Good Men 0-2 1-2 20000 (0) 30000 0 DB
06-09-2007 Won Copenhagen Cyclops 2-0 2-1 26000 (0) 60000 3 DB
09-09-2007 Won Fables of Ancient Egypt 2-1 1-2 15000 (0) 50000 3 DB
12-09-2007 Won Pain, Torture and Suffering 3-1 5-0 27000 (0) 70000 3 DB
The Chaos Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
07-11-2007 Won Oldworld Oldboys 2-0 2-4 28000 50000 3 Tzeentch
08-11-2007 Draw A few Bad Goats 2-2 1-3 32000 30000 1 Tzeentch
12-11-2007 Won Disco Coppers 3-0 8-2 30000 40000 3 Slaanesh
28-11-2007 Draw Grethes Gardinbus 1-1 3-2 19000 20000 1 Nurgle
01-12-2007 Won Fables of Ancient Egypt 3-1 3-3 32000 60000 Quarterfinal Khorne
12-12-2007 Won Grethes Gardinbus 1-0 4-7 45000 70000 Semifinal Tzeentch
19-12-2007 Won A few Good Men 2-0 5-5 34000 70000 Final Slaanesh

Fired Players
Retired on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Status
05-09-2007 Glorious Ksanje Zombie And the Inane Filth Zombie 4 3 2 8 Reg N             Sacked
09-09-2007 Fisto not the one from Heman Wight 6 2 3 8 Blk, Reg, Mblw, Pion ST 2 1   3 2 20 Sacked
09-10-2007 Big T III Zombie 4 3 2 8 Reg, Blk N         2 10 Sacked
19-12-2007 Peter der står på linien mod Palle Zombie 4 3 2 8 Reg               Sacked

Casualties
Died on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Killed By
05-10-2007 Mr. Costa Smeralda Ghoul 7 3 3 7 Ddge, Blk, Side   4 3     1 16 Hyenanen
29-10-2007 Mavedanserinden Johnny magaritta Zombie 4 3 2 8 Reg               Kilrogg Deadeye
30-11-2007 Most Valuable Shrimpman Ghoul 7 3 3 6 Ddge, Shnd, Blk, Side AV 2 10   2 1 40 Niels fra Nordlædervest
02-12-2007 Lester Kvæster Flesh Golem 4 4 2 9 Reg, Tskl, Sfrm, Mblw, Blk, Gard, Tkl   4 1   22 2 59 krokodillen
02-12-2007 Ohlala Big T is back Zombie 4 3 2 8 Reg               krokodillen
07-12-2007 Slim guy in town Ghoul 7 3 3 7 Ddge, Blk, Side     4     1 17 Suicide
12-12-2007 The ST5 Zombie Zombie 4 3 2 8 Reg, Blk, Fend, Ldr   12       3 21 Leonardo Bombardo
12-12-2007 Jesper - Fan of the game IV Zombie 4 3 2 8 Reg, Blk   4     1 1 9 Dario Potempkin Fehans
19-12-2007 Incomplete Bird Logan Wight 6 3 3 8 Blk, Reg, Dtkl, Gard   18 2   1 1 22 Pelops
08-01-2008 Den Denutiske Oonza Zombie 4 3 2 8 Reg, Blk         1 1 7 Citty
13-01-2008 Klona fra Junglen Zombie 4 3 2 8 Reg, Blk, Fend   8     4 1 17 Frank Gore

Past teams
Season Name Race
X Unbreakable Armour 10 Chaos Dwarf
XI The Beliveble Masters of Funk Old World
XII The Famazing Muscle Bombers Orc
XIV Attack of the tentacle Daemon
XV More Unbreakable Armor 10 Chaos Dwarf
XVI Best of the Bacon King Old World