Pain, Torture and Suffering

Coach: Kristian Rastrup
Roster (17-06-2008):

Player number Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills sorted by date Games Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Cost
1 Frank 'Hurt 'em' Blitzer 7 3 4 7 Blk, Ddge, Dtls, Mblw, Pion 35 AV, N 14 5   12 4 66 180000
2 Terror-John Blitzer 7 3 4 8 Blk, Ddge, Tkl, Dtkl 35   13 6   7 1 43 160000
3 Kill 'em all Joe Blitzer 6 3 4 8 Blk, Ddge, Gard, Side 35 MA 7 4   7 3 44 160000
4 David the Killer Blitzer 6 3 3 8 Blk, Ddge, Side, Dtkl 29 MA, AG 19 6 1 2 2 43 140000
5 Nadia who hurts you Witch Elf 7 3 4 7 Ddge, Frnz, Jup, Jugg, Blk, Side, Gard 17   4 13   5 2 61 210000
6   Witch Elf 8 2 4 7 Ddge, Frnz, Jup, MA, Blk 7 ST 6 5     1 23 150000
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9   Lineman 6 3 4 8 Blk, Ddge 11   2     1 3 18 110000
10 Adam Lineman 6 3 4 8 Gard, Blk 12   8 1     2 17 120000
11 Lemmedasker Lasse der stemmer på Søren Pind Lineman 6 3 4 8   3               70000
12 A fourth slave Khemri-Skeleton 5 3 2 7 Reg, Lone 2               30000
13 Mark Lineman 6 3 5 8 Dplr, AG, Git, Wres 35   18 4   14 3 64 170000
14 Jeremy Lineman 5 3 4 8 Wres, Gard, Grab 35 MA 13 1   3 4 35 140000
15 Thomas Lineman 5 3 4 8 Blk, Ddge, Gard, Side 21 MA 4 5 2 1 6 53 150000
16 George Lineman 6 3 4 8 Blk, Ddge, Kick 15   12 4   4 1 31 130000
    Dark Elf Rerolls 5 250000
Friendlies available: 0 Fan Factor 13 130000
Stadium:   Assistant Coaches 0 0
Cheerleaders 0 0
Total SPP's: 498 Apothecary 1 50000
Treasury: 40000 Additional Value   0
Spiralling expenses: 60000 Total Value of Team 2350000

Championship Qualifiers
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points
27-08-2007 Draw A few Good Men 1-1 5-3 24000 (0) 50000 1
01-10-2007 Lost Fables of Ancient Egypt 0-2 3-9 24000 (0) 50000 0
07-11-2007 Lost Amar Roughnecks 2-3 1-7 28000 (0) 30000 0
09-12-2007 Won Røvbananerne 2-1 2-3 22000 (0) 70000 2
07-01-2008 Lost The Twillight Moon 1-3 3-4 29000 (0) 10000 0
28-01-2008 Lost Return of the ST5 Zombie 1-2 3-5 38000 (0) 30000 0
23-02-2008 Draw Disco Coppers 2-2 3-2 31000 (0) 20000 1
01-04-2008 Draw Grethes Gardinbus 2-2 4-1 29000 (0) 20000 1
06-04-2008 Won Heroes of the Horde 3-0 1-1 22000 (0) 40000 2

Friendlies
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Field
06-08-2007 Won Ultimators United 4-2 2-1 14000 (0) 60000 Neutral
08-08-2007 Draw High Society 2-2 1-3 17000 (0) 50000 Neutral
09-08-2007 Lost A few Good Men 1-2 5-2 25000 (0) 40000 Neutral
12-08-2007 Draw Crocs 2-2 3-0 20000 (0) 60000 Neutral
15-08-2007 Won Amar Roughnecks 4-3 2-2 17000 (0) 80000 Neutral
26-08-2007 Lost Fables of Ancient Egypt 0-4 1-3 24000 (0) 40000 Neutral
12-10-2007 Draw 49ers 3-3 1-1 29000 (0) 80000 Neutral
14-10-2007 Won Crocs 3-2 2-4 25000 (0) 70000 Neutral
17-11-2007 Won Ultimators United 3-1 4-2 35000 (0) 40000 Neutral
25-11-2007 Lost Disco Coppers 2-3 1-3 28000 (0) 30000 Neutral
27-11-2007 Draw Ultimators United 2-2 2-0 29000 (0) 70000 Neutral
11-12-2007 Won Ultimators United 3-2 3-2 22000 (0) 50000 Neutral
15-12-2007 Lost High Society 2-3 1-0 30000 (0) 10000 Neutral
18-01-2008 Won A few Good Men 3-1 2-5 30000 (0) 40000 Neutral
22-01-2008 Won Poetry in Motion 5-1 6-1 28000 (0) 50000 Neutral
23-03-2008 Won Ultimators United 4-3 5-0 33000 (0) 40000 Neutral

The Low Budget Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
05-10-2007 Lost Wild Boys 1-3 0-12 26000 50000 Cup match Neutral
Dungeon Bowl Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
07-09-2007 Draw Ultimators United 1-1 0-2 31000 (0) 70000 1 DB
11-09-2007 Draw A few Bad Goats 2-2 0-0 27000 (0) 70000 1 DB
12-09-2007 Lost Return of the ST5 Zombie 1-3 0-5 27000 (0) 20000 0 DB
26-09-2007 Won Røvbananerne 2-0 1-3 25000 (0) 60000 3 DB
The Spike
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
13-02-2008 Lost Disco Coppers 0-2 1-5 38000 20000 0 Neutral
26-02-2008 Draw Crocs 1-1 1-3 27000 50000 1 Neutral
03-03-2008 Won Grethes Gardinbus 3-1 4-2 28000 20000 3 Neutral
The Losers Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
Won Wild Boys 3-2 0-5 30000 40000 Cup match Neutral
Won Crocs 2-1 2-1 29000 30000 Cup match Neutral

Fired Players
Retired on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Status
27-08-2007 Strike Hard David Blitzer 7 2 4 8 Blk, Ddge ST   2   1 1 13 Sacked
06-10-2007 A slave Khemri-Skeleton 5 3 2 7 Reg, Lone, Blk N       2 1 9 Sacked
17-11-2007 Joanna of Pain Witch Elf 7 2 5 7 Ddge, Frnz, Jup, AG, Jugg ST 17 2   1   16 Sacked
08-01-2008 Boris the Blade Assassin 6 3 4 7 Stab, Shad, Ddge, Blk, ST ST   1   5 4 33 Sacked

Casualties
Died on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Killed By
12-09-2007 The man who wasn't there Runner 7 3 4 7 Doff               Levermanden og Slagteren Johnny Pålæg
01-10-2007 Bob Lineman 5 3 4 8 Wres MA 6 1       6 krokodillen
06-10-2007 Smith Lineman 6 3 4 7 Dtkl AV 2 1   1   6 Andy Tayler
06-10-2007 Jack Lineman 6 3 4 8 Wres, Ddge   16     1 3 25 Nick Rhodes
07-11-2007 Another Slave Khemri-Skeleton 5 3 2 7 Reg, Lone               Louis Løften
09-12-2007 Lightning Joe Runner 7 3 4 7 Doff, Pass, Acc, Blk, Sthw   63 4   2 1 52 Furesøen - Wollah jeg knepper dig!
09-12-2007 Smith Lineman 6 3 4 8       1       3 Funny DeLuxe
29-01-2008 Sarah, Daughter of Murder Witch Elf 7 3 5 7 Ddge, Frnz, Jup, Blk, AG, Side, Leap   24 8   5 4 66 Asfalt Brænderen
06-04-2008 A third slave Khemri-Skeleton 5 3 2 7 Reg, Lone, Blk           2 10 Garrosh Hellscream
23-04-2008 Ron Lineman 6 3 3 8 Gard AG   1   1 1 10 Simon Lebon

Past teams
Season Name Race
VIII Beardmasters Dwarf
IX Khaine's Addiction Dark Elf
X Forza Nurgle Rotters
XI Australia's Finest Wood Elf
XII Dwarf Mechanics Chaos Dwarf
XIV Alexandria Jackals Khemri