Pain, Torture and Suffering
Coach: Kristian Rastrup
Roster (17-06-2008):
Player number | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills sorted by date | Games | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Cost |
1 | Frank 'Hurt 'em' | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Blk, Ddge, Dtls, Mblw, Pion | 35 | AV, N | 14 | 5 | 12 | 4 | 66 | 180000 | |
2 | Terror-John | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Blk, Ddge, Tkl, Dtkl | 35 | 13 | 6 | 7 | 1 | 43 | 160000 | ||
3 | Kill 'em all Joe | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Blk, Ddge, Gard, Side | 35 | MA | 7 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 44 | 160000 | |
4 | David the Killer | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Blk, Ddge, Side, Dtkl | 29 | MA, AG | 19 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 43 | 140000 |
5 | Nadia who hurts you | Witch Elf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Ddge, Frnz, Jup, Jugg, Blk, Side, Gard | 17 | 4 | 13 | 5 | 2 | 61 | 210000 | ||
6 | Witch Elf | 8 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Ddge, Frnz, Jup, MA, Blk | 7 | ST | 6 | 5 | 1 | 23 | 150000 | |||
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9 | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Blk, Ddge | 11 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 18 | 110000 | ||||
10 | Adam | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Gard, Blk | 12 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 17 | 120000 | |||
11 | Lemmedasker Lasse der stemmer på Søren Pind | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 3 | 70000 | ||||||||
12 | A fourth slave | Khemri-Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Reg, Lone | 2 | 30000 | |||||||
13 | Mark | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Dplr, AG, Git, Wres | 35 | 18 | 4 | 14 | 3 | 64 | 170000 | ||
14 | Jeremy | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Wres, Gard, Grab | 35 | MA | 13 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 35 | 140000 | |
15 | Thomas | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Blk, Ddge, Gard, Side | 21 | MA | 4 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 53 | 150000 |
16 | George | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Blk, Ddge, Kick | 15 | 12 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 31 | 130000 | ||
Dark Elf | Rerolls | 5 | 250000 | |||||||||||||
Friendlies available: 0 | Fan Factor | 13 | 130000 | |||||||||||||
Stadium: | Assistant Coaches | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||
Cheerleaders | 0 | 0 | ||||||||||||||
Total SPP's: 498 | Apothecary | 1 | 50000 | |||||||||||||
Treasury: 40000 | Additional Value | 0 | ||||||||||||||
Spiralling expenses: 60000 | Total Value of Team | 2350000 |
Championship Qualifiers | |||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points |
27-08-2007 | Draw | A few Good Men | 1-1 | 5-3 | 24000 (0) | 50000 | 1 |
01-10-2007 | Lost | Fables of Ancient Egypt | 0-2 | 3-9 | 24000 (0) | 50000 | 0 |
07-11-2007 | Lost | Amar Roughnecks | 2-3 | 1-7 | 28000 (0) | 30000 | 0 |
09-12-2007 | Won | Røvbananerne | 2-1 | 2-3 | 22000 (0) | 70000 | 2 |
07-01-2008 | Lost | The Twillight Moon | 1-3 | 3-4 | 29000 (0) | 10000 | 0 |
28-01-2008 | Lost | Return of the ST5 Zombie | 1-2 | 3-5 | 38000 (0) | 30000 | 0 |
23-02-2008 | Draw | Disco Coppers | 2-2 | 3-2 | 31000 (0) | 20000 | 1 |
01-04-2008 | Draw | Grethes Gardinbus | 2-2 | 4-1 | 29000 (0) | 20000 | 1 |
06-04-2008 | Won | Heroes of the Horde | 3-0 | 1-1 | 22000 (0) | 40000 | 2 |
Friendlies | |||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Field |
06-08-2007 | Won | Ultimators United | 4-2 | 2-1 | 14000 (0) | 60000 | Neutral |
08-08-2007 | Draw | High Society | 2-2 | 1-3 | 17000 (0) | 50000 | Neutral |
09-08-2007 | Lost | A few Good Men | 1-2 | 5-2 | 25000 (0) | 40000 | Neutral |
12-08-2007 | Draw | Crocs | 2-2 | 3-0 | 20000 (0) | 60000 | Neutral |
15-08-2007 | Won | Amar Roughnecks | 4-3 | 2-2 | 17000 (0) | 80000 | Neutral |
26-08-2007 | Lost | Fables of Ancient Egypt | 0-4 | 1-3 | 24000 (0) | 40000 | Neutral |
12-10-2007 | Draw | 49ers | 3-3 | 1-1 | 29000 (0) | 80000 | Neutral |
14-10-2007 | Won | Crocs | 3-2 | 2-4 | 25000 (0) | 70000 | Neutral |
17-11-2007 | Won | Ultimators United | 3-1 | 4-2 | 35000 (0) | 40000 | Neutral |
25-11-2007 | Lost | Disco Coppers | 2-3 | 1-3 | 28000 (0) | 30000 | Neutral |
27-11-2007 | Draw | Ultimators United | 2-2 | 2-0 | 29000 (0) | 70000 | Neutral |
11-12-2007 | Won | Ultimators United | 3-2 | 3-2 | 22000 (0) | 50000 | Neutral |
15-12-2007 | Lost | High Society | 2-3 | 1-0 | 30000 (0) | 10000 | Neutral |
18-01-2008 | Won | A few Good Men | 3-1 | 2-5 | 30000 (0) | 40000 | Neutral |
22-01-2008 | Won | Poetry in Motion | 5-1 | 6-1 | 28000 (0) | 50000 | Neutral |
23-03-2008 | Won | Ultimators United | 4-3 | 5-0 | 33000 (0) | 40000 | Neutral |
The Low Budget Cup | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points | Field |
05-10-2007 | Lost | Wild Boys | 1-3 | 0-12 | 26000 | 50000 | Cup match | Neutral |
Dungeon Bowl Cup | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points | Field |
07-09-2007 | Draw | Ultimators United | 1-1 | 0-2 | 31000 (0) | 70000 | 1 | DB |
11-09-2007 | Draw | A few Bad Goats | 2-2 | 0-0 | 27000 (0) | 70000 | 1 | DB |
12-09-2007 | Lost | Return of the ST5 Zombie | 1-3 | 0-5 | 27000 (0) | 20000 | 0 | DB |
26-09-2007 | Won | Røvbananerne | 2-0 | 1-3 | 25000 (0) | 60000 | 3 | DB |
The Spike | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate | Winnings | Points | Field |
13-02-2008 | Lost | Disco Coppers | 0-2 | 1-5 | 38000 | 20000 | 0 | Neutral |
26-02-2008 | Draw | Crocs | 1-1 | 1-3 | 27000 | 50000 | 1 | Neutral |
03-03-2008 | Won | Grethes Gardinbus | 3-1 | 4-2 | 28000 | 20000 | 3 | Neutral |
The Losers Cup | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate | Winnings | Points | Field |
Won | Wild Boys | 3-2 | 0-5 | 30000 | 40000 | Cup match | Neutral | |
Won | Crocs | 2-1 | 2-1 | 29000 | 30000 | Cup match | Neutral |
Fired Players | |||||||||||||||
Retired on: | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Status |
27-08-2007 | Strike Hard David | Blitzer | 7 | 2 | 4 | 8 | Blk, Ddge | ST | 2 | 1 | 1 | 13 | Sacked | ||
06-10-2007 | A slave | Khemri-Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Reg, Lone, Blk | N | 2 | 1 | 9 | Sacked | |||
17-11-2007 | Joanna of Pain | Witch Elf | 7 | 2 | 5 | 7 | Ddge, Frnz, Jup, AG, Jugg | ST | 17 | 2 | 1 | 16 | Sacked | ||
08-01-2008 | Boris the Blade | Assassin | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Stab, Shad, Ddge, Blk, ST | ST | 1 | 5 | 4 | 33 | Sacked |
Casualties | |||||||||||||||
Died on: | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Killed By |
12-09-2007 | The man who wasn't there | Runner | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Doff | Levermanden og Slagteren Johnny Pålæg | |||||||
01-10-2007 | Bob | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Wres | MA | 6 | 1 | 6 | krokodillen | |||
06-10-2007 | Smith | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dtkl | AV | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | Andy Tayler | ||
06-10-2007 | Jack | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Wres, Ddge | 16 | 1 | 3 | 25 | Nick Rhodes | |||
07-11-2007 | Another Slave | Khemri-Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Reg, Lone | Louis Løften | |||||||
09-12-2007 | Lightning Joe | Runner | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Doff, Pass, Acc, Blk, Sthw | 63 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 52 | Furesøen - Wollah jeg knepper dig! | ||
09-12-2007 | Smith | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 3 | Funny DeLuxe | ||||||
29-01-2008 | Sarah, Daughter of Murder | Witch Elf | 7 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Ddge, Frnz, Jup, Blk, AG, Side, Leap | 24 | 8 | 5 | 4 | 66 | Asfalt Brænderen | ||
06-04-2008 | A third slave | Khemri-Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Reg, Lone, Blk | 2 | 10 | Garrosh Hellscream | |||||
23-04-2008 | Ron | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Gard | AG | 1 | 1 | 1 | 10 | Simon Lebon |
Past teams | ||
Season | Name | Race |
VIII | Beardmasters | Dwarf |
IX | Khaine's Addiction | Dark Elf |
X | Forza Nurgle | Rotters |
XI | Australia's Finest | Wood Elf |
XII | Dwarf Mechanics | Chaos Dwarf |
XIV | Alexandria Jackals | Khemri |