Ultimators United
Coach: Pelle Atlan Ezekiel Frederiksen Esbensen
Roster (29-04-2008):
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Player number | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills sorted by date | Games | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Cost |
1 | Barkfjæs | Treeman | 2 | 6 | 1 | 9 | Sarm, Sfrm, Tskl, TTM, Blk, Btkl, Mblw, Gard | 50 | AV | 50 | 1 | 12 | 4 | 71 | 200000 | |
2 | Flamecrown Sizzlebark | Treeman | 3 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Sarm, Sfrm, Tskl, TTM, Mblw, Gard, Btkl, MA | 50 | 71 | 13 | 2 | 71 | 210000 | |||
3 | Farakohr of the Fang | Human | 7 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Blk, Mblw, ST, Pion, Frnz, AG | 40 | 18 | 6 | 1 | 35 | 2 | 109 | 240000 | |
4 | Violent Voykar | Human | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Blk, Mblw, Ddge, AG, Gard, HoF, Tkl, Fan | 50 | N | 18 | 11 | 17 | 5 | 101 | 210000 | |
5 | Hairless Hardback | Dwarf | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Shnd, Tskl, KORn | 4 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 100000 | ||||
6 | Staunch Strongman | Dwarf-Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Lone | 4 | 70000 | |||||||
7 | Fine-Fingered Figaron | Elf | 6 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Wres, Leap, Tkl, AG | 50 | N | 20 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 63 | 150000 | |
8 | Wanky Wonderstar | Elf | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 60000 | ||||||||
9 | 'The Runs' Randolph | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Side | 13 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 50000 | ||||
10 | Slim Snackson | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Side, Gard | 22 | 2 | 3 | 21 | 80000 | ||||
11 | Breakfast Benny | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | 4 | 30000 | |||||||
12 | Hot Dog Haddock | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | 4 | 30000 | |||||||
13 | Gorging George | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | 4 | 30000 | |||||||
14 | Pork Pie Perry | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | 7 | 1 | 2 | 30000 | |||||
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16 | Kingprawn Kale | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 4 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, AG, Dctc, Ctch | 17 | N | 9 | 1 | 1 | 34 | 100000 | ||
...they began to squabble amongst themselves and in those long nights of furious fighting, madness, and cannibalism, something came into this world that forever changed the oddfellow clan. The oddfellows had created a god, Yum, the Masterkok. He was drawn to the hole of the oddfellows by their communal avarice and greed, by their desires, their hunger and their passion... | ...Yum fed them in the darkness. Yum gave them drink, gave them song, gave them all manner of treats, thrills, and comforts. The oddfellows devoted themselves to Yum and he made them over in his aspect, and released them upon the world to scour the countryside consuming all that could be eaten, to drink all that could be chugged, and rape all that could be, well, you get the picture.
One day, Yum discovered BloodBowl... |
Halfling | Rerolls | 5 | 300000 | |||||||||||
Friendlies available: 0 | Fan Factor | 7 | 70000 | |||||||||||||
Stadium: Yum's Kitchen | Assistant Coaches | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||
Cheerleaders | 0 | 0 | ||||||||||||||
Total SPP's: 490 | Apothecary | 1 | 50000 | |||||||||||||
Treasury: 230000 | Additional Value | 0 | ||||||||||||||
Spiralling expenses: 30000 | Total Value of Team | 2010000 |
Championship Qualifiers | |||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points |
20-08-2007 | Won | Oldworld Oldboys | 2-0 | 1-0 | 23000 (0) | 70000 | 2 |
04-09-2007 | Lost | A few Bad Goats | 1-2 | 2-6 | 30000 (0) | 70000 | 0 |
15-09-2007 | Lost | 49ers | 1-3 | 2-3 | 25000 (0) | 50000 | 0 |
30-09-2007 | Won | Wild Boys | 1-0 | 5-2 | 21000 (0) | 60000 | 2 |
24-11-2007 | Won | High Society | 2-1 | 3-2 | 29000 (0) | 60000 | 2 |
26-12-2007 | Draw | Poetry in Motion | 2-2 | 6-3 | 29000 (0) | 50000 | 1 |
24-02-2008 | Won | Crocs | 2-1 | 4-3 | 19000 (0) | 30000 | 2 |
17-03-2008 | Draw | Super Chargers | 1-1 | 2-5 | 33000 (0) | 50000 | 1 |
03-04-2008 | Lost | Copenhagen Cyclops | 2-3 | 1-10 | 27000 (0) | 30000 | 0 |
Friendlies | |||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Field |
06-08-2007 | Lost | A few Good Men | 2-3 | 1-2 | 27000 (0) | 50000 | Neutral |
06-08-2007 | Lost | Pain, Torture and Suffering | 2-4 | 1-2 | 14000 (0) | 70000 | Neutral |
08-08-2007 | Won | Oldworld Oldboys | 2-1 | 5-2 | 20000 (0) | 60000 | Neutral |
15-08-2007 | Won | Fables of Ancient Egypt | 2-1 | 1-1 | 22000 (0) | 30000 | Neutral |
16-08-2007 | Won | Disco Coppers | 2-1 | 2-4 | 25000 (0) | 60000 | Neutral |
31-08-2007 | Draw | Heroes of the Horde | 1-1 | 1-1 | 29000 (0) | 70000 | Neutral |
15-09-2007 | Won | Crocs | 4-0 | 4-2 | 27000 (0) | 80000 | Neutral |
19-09-2007 | Lost | Crocs | 0-1 | 3-2 | 23000 (0) | 50000 | Neutral |
01-10-2007 | Draw | A few Good Men | 1-1 | 4-5 | 27000 (0) | 40000 | Neutral |
17-11-2007 | Lost | Pain, Torture and Suffering | 1-3 | 2-4 | 35000 (0) | 30000 | Neutral |
27-11-2007 | Draw | Pain, Torture and Suffering | 2-2 | 0-2 | 29000 (0) | 60000 | Neutral |
05-12-2007 | Won | 49ers | 4-1 | 6-1 | 28000 (0) | 50000 | Neutral |
05-12-2007 | Lost | 49ers | 2-7 | 3-2 | 29000 (0) | 70000 | Neutral |
10-12-2007 | Draw | Poetry in Motion | 3-3 | 2-2 | 30000 (0) | 50000 | Neutral |
11-12-2007 | Lost | Poetry in Motion | 2-3 | 3-2 | 30000 (0) | 50000 | Neutral |
11-12-2007 | Lost | Pain, Torture and Suffering | 2-3 | 2-3 | 22000 (0) | 10000 | Neutral |
25-12-2007 | Lost | Return of the ST5 Zombie | 0-3 | 1-7 | 32000 (0) | 10000 | Neutral |
13-01-2008 | Won | Poetry in Motion | 5-3 | 2-2 | 23000 (0) | 60000 | Neutral |
26-01-2008 | Lost | A few Good Men | 1-3 | 1-4 | 25000 (0) | 40000 | Neutral |
17-03-2008 | Draw | 49ers | 3-3 | 5-5 | 35000 (0) | 20000 | Neutral |
19-03-2008 | Won | 49ers | 3-2 | 3-3 | 28000 (0) | 40000 | Neutral |
21-03-2008 | Lost | A few Good Men | 4-5 | 2-3 | 34000 (0) | 40000 | Neutral |
23-03-2008 | Lost | Pain, Torture and Suffering | 3-4 | 0-5 | 33000 (0) | 20000 | Neutral |
02-04-2008 | Lost | Fables of Ancient Egypt | 1-5 | 3-8 | 27000 (0) | 20000 | Neutral |
The Low Budget Cup | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points | Field |
23-10-2007 | Lost | Grethes Gardinbus | 1-2 | 2-1 | 25000 | 50000 | Cup match | Neutral |
Dungeon Bowl Cup | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points | Field |
05-09-2007 | Draw | A few Good Men | 1-1 | 3-1 | 24000 (0) | 40000 | 1 | DB |
07-09-2007 | Draw | Pain, Torture and Suffering | 1-1 | 2-0 | 31000 (0) | 30000 | 1 | DB |
10-09-2007 | Lost | Copenhagen Cyclops | 1-2 | 0-0 | 27000 (0) | 50000 | 0 | DB |
13-09-2007 | Draw | Fables of Ancient Egypt | 1-1 | 0-1 | 18000 (0) | 70000 | 1 | DB |
The Chaos Cup | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate | Winnings | Points | Field |
06-11-2007 | Won | Poetry in Motion | 3-2 | 5-1 | 26000 | 40000 | 3 | Khorne |
10-11-2007 | Draw | Crocs | 1-1 | 5-3 | 25000 | 30000 | 1 | Slaanesh |
16-11-2007 | Draw | Wild Boys | 2-2 | 2-5 | 26000 | 60000 | 1 | Tzeentch |
17-11-2007 | Lost | High Society | 0-2 | 2-1 | 33000 | 30000 | 0 | Khorne |
The Spike | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate | Winnings | Points | Field |
07-02-2008 | Draw | Røvbananerne | 2-2 | 0-5 | 33000 | 20000 | 1 | Neutral |
24-02-2008 | Draw | Super Chargers | 1-1 | 0-6 | 29000 | 20000 | 1 | Neutral |
27-02-2008 | Won | Copenhagen Cyclops | 3-2 | 1-8 | 32000 | 30000 | 3 | Neutral |
06-03-2008 | Lost | Fables of Ancient Egypt | 1-3 | 2-3 | 33000 | 30000 | Quarterfinal | Neutral |
The Blood Bowl | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate | Winnings | Points | Field |
16-04-2008 | Lost | Super Chargers | 1-2 | 2-9 | 33000 | 40000 | 0 | Neutral |
23-04-2008 | Lost | 49ers | 2-3 | 7-3 | 28000 | 40000 | 0 | Neutral |
23-04-2008 | Lost | High Society | 0-2 | 1-3 | 30000 | 10000 | 0 | Neutral |
05-05-2008 | Won | A few Bad Goats | 3-0 | 3-3 | 29000 | 60000 | 2 | Neutral |
Fired Players | |||||||||||||||
Retired on: | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Status |
05-09-2007 | Radish Rhumba | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 2 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | AG | Sacked | ||||||
08-09-2007 | Deathdealing Daeras | Human | 7 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Blk, Ddge | ST | 1 | 1 | 1 | 10 | Sacked | ||
13-09-2007 | 'Eat All Day' Egras | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 5 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | AV | Sacked | ||||||
30-09-2007 | Tortellini Tarzan | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 2 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | AG | 1 | 5 | Sacked | ||||
29-10-2007 | Gorgonzola Graip | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 5 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | AV | 1 | 1 | 5 | Sacked | |||
06-11-2007 | Dishwashing Dan | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | Sacked | |||||||
17-11-2007 | Kabob Kairan | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | Sacked | |||||||
17-11-2007 | Sushi Samson | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | Sacked | |||||||
21-11-2007 | Garlic Gomer | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | Sacked | |||||||
26-12-2007 | Frankfurter Frank | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, MA, Dtkl | MA | 4 | 1 | 17 | Sacked | |||
26-12-2007 | Nightsnack Nigel | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 5 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | AV | Sacked | ||||||
24-02-2008 | Watermellon Wally | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 5 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | AV | 1 | 3 | Sacked | ||||
27-02-2008 | Hungry Hunga | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 2 | 5 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Dctc, Gard, Ctch | AV, AG | 9 | 2 | 1 | 36 | Sacked | ||
19-03-2008 | Asparagus Adolf | Squeaky Toy | 4 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Dctc, Ctch, Side | MA | 7 | 2 | 31 | Sacked | |||
02-04-2008 | Cake Cockson | Squeaky Toy | 4 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | MA | Sacked | ||||||
04-04-2008 | Pot Roast Peppa | Squeaky Toy | 3 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | MA, MA | 1 | 5 | Sacked | ||||
16-04-2008 | DumpyOld FatDude | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 1 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | ST | 1 | 5 | Sacked |
Casualties | |||||||||||||||
Died on: | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Killed By |
05-09-2007 | Lunchbox Limma | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Dctc | 2 | 1 | 11 | Suicide | ||||
13-09-2007 | Wondermeal Willan | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | 4 | 2 | Ræven | |||||
10-11-2007 | Pizza Papa | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf | 1 | 1 | 5 | Anders -Franke- Frank | ||||
27-11-2007 | Spam-Man Spike | Squeaky Toy | 4 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Side | MA | 2 | 1 | 9 | Boris the Blade | |||
05-12-2007 | Snackmeister Snix 'Airborne Master of the Sky' | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Dctc, Side | 5 | 2 | 25 | Garrison Hearst | ||||
17-03-2008 | Masterful Mirancoix | Dwarf | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Shnd, Tskl, Ddge, Blk, KORn | 15 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 42 | Frank Gore | |
19-03-2008 | Bacon Bazongi | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Side, Dctc, Dtkl | 3 | 2 | 5 | 38 | Patrick Willis II | |||
04-04-2008 | Speciality Steve | Squeaky Toy | 5 | 2 | 4 | 4 | Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Side, AG | AV, AV | 4 | 2 | 22 | Benito Mussolini | |||
16-04-2008 | Rockskull Ramhard | Dwarf-Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 10 | Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Lone, AV, Gard, Side | 8 | 9 | 2 | 32 | Gravedigger | |||
16-04-2008 | Nekkid Hornyman | Dwarf | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Shnd, Tskl, KORn | 2 | 1 | 6 | Mini-Muh | ||||
29-04-2008 | Laidai the Leaper | Elf | 6 | 4 | 4 | 6 | Wres, Leap, ST, Ddge, Frnz | AV | 31 | 7 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 78 | Cathrine Danneskiold-Samsøe |
Past teams | ||
Season | Name | Race |
VIII | Dancers in the Dark | Dark Elf |
IX | Fellowship of the Ball | Old World |
XII | Fabulous Athletic Gaymers Soc. | Hobgoblin |
XIV | Nihilist People's Party | Undead |
XV | Conditioned Reflexes Divided | Hobgoblin |