Ultimators United

Coach: Pelle Atlan Ezekiel Frederiksen Esbensen
Roster (29-04-2008):
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Player number Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills sorted by date Games Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Cost
1 Barkfjæs Treeman 2 6 1 9 Sarm, Sfrm, Tskl, TTM, Blk, Btkl, Mblw, Gard 50 AV 50   1 12 4 71 200000
2 Flamecrown Sizzlebark Treeman 3 6 1 10 Sarm, Sfrm, Tskl, TTM, Mblw, Gard, Btkl, MA 50   71     13 2 71 210000
3 Farakohr of the Fang Human 7 4 4 8 Blk, Mblw, ST, Pion, Frnz, AG 40   18 6 1 35 2 109 240000
4 Violent Voykar Human 7 3 4 8 Blk, Mblw, Ddge, AG, Gard, HoF, Tkl, Fan 50 N 18 11   17 5 101 210000
5 Hairless Hardback Dwarf 6 3 3 8 Shnd, Tskl, KORn 4         1 1 7 100000
6 Staunch Strongman Dwarf-Blocker 4 3 2 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Lone 4               70000
7 Fine-Fingered Figaron Elf 6 3 5 7 Wres, Leap, Tkl, AG 50 N 20 7   6 4 63 150000
8 Wanky Wonderstar Elf 6 3 4 7   1               60000
9 'The Runs' Randolph Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Side 13     2     1 11 50000
10 Slim Snackson Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Side, Gard 22     2     3 21 80000
11 Breakfast Benny Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf 4               30000
12 Hot Dog Haddock Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf 4               30000
13 Gorging George Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf 4               30000
14 Pork Pie Perry Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf 7         1   2 30000
15                                
16 Kingprawn Kale Squeaky Toy 5 2 4 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, AG, Dctc, Ctch 17 N   9   1 1 34 100000
...they began to squabble amongst themselves and in those long nights of furious fighting, madness, and cannibalism, something came into this world that forever changed the oddfellow clan. The oddfellows had created a god, Yum, the Masterkok. He was drawn to the hole of the oddfellows by their communal avarice and greed, by their desires, their hunger and their passion... ...Yum fed them in the darkness. Yum gave them drink, gave them song, gave them all manner of treats, thrills, and comforts. The oddfellows devoted themselves to Yum and he made them over in his aspect, and released them upon the world to scour the countryside consuming all that could be eaten, to drink all that could be chugged, and rape all that could be, well, you get the picture.

One day, Yum discovered BloodBowl...
Halfling Rerolls 5 300000
Friendlies available: 0 Fan Factor 7 70000
Stadium: Yum's Kitchen Assistant Coaches 0 0
Cheerleaders 0 0
Total SPP's: 490 Apothecary 1 50000
Treasury: 230000 Additional Value   0
Spiralling expenses: 30000 Total Value of Team 2010000

Championship Qualifiers
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points
20-08-2007 Won Oldworld Oldboys 2-0 1-0 23000 (0) 70000 2
04-09-2007 Lost A few Bad Goats 1-2 2-6 30000 (0) 70000 0
15-09-2007 Lost 49ers 1-3 2-3 25000 (0) 50000 0
30-09-2007 Won Wild Boys 1-0 5-2 21000 (0) 60000 2
24-11-2007 Won High Society 2-1 3-2 29000 (0) 60000 2
26-12-2007 Draw Poetry in Motion 2-2 6-3 29000 (0) 50000 1
24-02-2008 Won Crocs 2-1 4-3 19000 (0) 30000 2
17-03-2008 Draw Super Chargers 1-1 2-5 33000 (0) 50000 1
03-04-2008 Lost Copenhagen Cyclops 2-3 1-10 27000 (0) 30000 0

Friendlies
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Field
06-08-2007 Lost A few Good Men 2-3 1-2 27000 (0) 50000 Neutral
06-08-2007 Lost Pain, Torture and Suffering 2-4 1-2 14000 (0) 70000 Neutral
08-08-2007 Won Oldworld Oldboys 2-1 5-2 20000 (0) 60000 Neutral
15-08-2007 Won Fables of Ancient Egypt 2-1 1-1 22000 (0) 30000 Neutral
16-08-2007 Won Disco Coppers 2-1 2-4 25000 (0) 60000 Neutral
31-08-2007 Draw Heroes of the Horde 1-1 1-1 29000 (0) 70000 Neutral
15-09-2007 Won Crocs 4-0 4-2 27000 (0) 80000 Neutral
19-09-2007 Lost Crocs 0-1 3-2 23000 (0) 50000 Neutral
01-10-2007 Draw A few Good Men 1-1 4-5 27000 (0) 40000 Neutral
17-11-2007 Lost Pain, Torture and Suffering 1-3 2-4 35000 (0) 30000 Neutral
27-11-2007 Draw Pain, Torture and Suffering 2-2 0-2 29000 (0) 60000 Neutral
05-12-2007 Won 49ers 4-1 6-1 28000 (0) 50000 Neutral
05-12-2007 Lost 49ers 2-7 3-2 29000 (0) 70000 Neutral
10-12-2007 Draw Poetry in Motion 3-3 2-2 30000 (0) 50000 Neutral
11-12-2007 Lost Poetry in Motion 2-3 3-2 30000 (0) 50000 Neutral
11-12-2007 Lost Pain, Torture and Suffering 2-3 2-3 22000 (0) 10000 Neutral
25-12-2007 Lost Return of the ST5 Zombie 0-3 1-7 32000 (0) 10000 Neutral
13-01-2008 Won Poetry in Motion 5-3 2-2 23000 (0) 60000 Neutral
26-01-2008 Lost A few Good Men 1-3 1-4 25000 (0) 40000 Neutral
17-03-2008 Draw 49ers 3-3 5-5 35000 (0) 20000 Neutral
19-03-2008 Won 49ers 3-2 3-3 28000 (0) 40000 Neutral
21-03-2008 Lost A few Good Men 4-5 2-3 34000 (0) 40000 Neutral
23-03-2008 Lost Pain, Torture and Suffering 3-4 0-5 33000 (0) 20000 Neutral
02-04-2008 Lost Fables of Ancient Egypt 1-5 3-8 27000 (0) 20000 Neutral

The Low Budget Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
23-10-2007 Lost Grethes Gardinbus 1-2 2-1 25000 50000 Cup match Neutral
Dungeon Bowl Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
05-09-2007 Draw A few Good Men 1-1 3-1 24000 (0) 40000 1 DB
07-09-2007 Draw Pain, Torture and Suffering 1-1 2-0 31000 (0) 30000 1 DB
10-09-2007 Lost Copenhagen Cyclops 1-2 0-0 27000 (0) 50000 0 DB
13-09-2007 Draw Fables of Ancient Egypt 1-1 0-1 18000 (0) 70000 1 DB
The Chaos Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
06-11-2007 Won Poetry in Motion 3-2 5-1 26000 40000 3 Khorne
10-11-2007 Draw Crocs 1-1 5-3 25000 30000 1 Slaanesh
16-11-2007 Draw Wild Boys 2-2 2-5 26000 60000 1 Tzeentch
17-11-2007 Lost High Society 0-2 2-1 33000 30000 0 Khorne
The Spike
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
07-02-2008 Draw Røvbananerne 2-2 0-5 33000 20000 1 Neutral
24-02-2008 Draw Super Chargers 1-1 0-6 29000 20000 1 Neutral
27-02-2008 Won Copenhagen Cyclops 3-2 1-8 32000 30000 3 Neutral
06-03-2008 Lost Fables of Ancient Egypt 1-3 2-3 33000 30000 Quarterfinal Neutral
The Blood Bowl
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
16-04-2008 Lost Super Chargers 1-2 2-9 33000 40000 0 Neutral
23-04-2008 Lost 49ers 2-3 7-3 28000 40000 0 Neutral
23-04-2008 Lost High Society 0-2 1-3 30000 10000 0 Neutral
05-05-2008 Won A few Bad Goats 3-0 3-3 29000 60000 2 Neutral

Fired Players
Retired on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Status
05-09-2007 Radish Rhumba Squeaky Toy 5 2 2 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf AG             Sacked
08-09-2007 Deathdealing Daeras Human 7 2 3 8 Blk, Ddge ST   1   1 1 10 Sacked
13-09-2007 'Eat All Day' Egras Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 5 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf AV             Sacked
30-09-2007 Tortellini Tarzan Squeaky Toy 5 2 2 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf AG         1 5 Sacked
29-10-2007 Gorgonzola Graip Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 5 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf AV   1   1   5 Sacked
06-11-2007 Dishwashing Dan Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf               Sacked
17-11-2007 Kabob Kairan Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf               Sacked
17-11-2007 Sushi Samson Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf               Sacked
21-11-2007 Garlic Gomer Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf               Sacked
26-12-2007 Frankfurter Frank Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, MA, Dtkl MA   4     1 17 Sacked
26-12-2007 Nightsnack Nigel Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 5 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf AV             Sacked
24-02-2008 Watermellon Wally Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 5 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf AV   1       3 Sacked
27-02-2008 Hungry Hunga Squeaky Toy 5 2 2 5 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Dctc, Gard, Ctch AV, AG   9   2 1 36 Sacked
19-03-2008 Asparagus Adolf Squeaky Toy 4 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Dctc, Ctch, Side MA   7     2 31 Sacked
02-04-2008 Cake Cockson Squeaky Toy 4 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf MA             Sacked
04-04-2008 Pot Roast Peppa Squeaky Toy 3 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf MA, MA         1 5 Sacked
16-04-2008 DumpyOld FatDude Squeaky Toy 5 1 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf ST         1 5 Sacked

Casualties
Died on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Killed By
05-09-2007 Lunchbox Limma Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Dctc     2     1 11 Suicide
13-09-2007 Wondermeal Willan Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf   4         2 Ræven
10-11-2007 Pizza Papa Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf     1   1   5 Anders -Franke- Frank
27-11-2007 Spam-Man Spike Squeaky Toy 4 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Side MA       2 1 9 Boris the Blade
05-12-2007 Snackmeister Snix 'Airborne Master of the Sky' Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Dctc, Side     5     2 25 Garrison Hearst
17-03-2008 Masterful Mirancoix Dwarf 6 3 3 8 Shnd, Tskl, Ddge, Blk, KORn   15 5 1 4 2 42 Frank Gore
19-03-2008 Bacon Bazongi Squeaky Toy 5 2 3 6 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Side, Dctc, Dtkl     3   2 5 38 Patrick Willis II
04-04-2008 Speciality Steve Squeaky Toy 5 2 4 4 Ddge, Stnt, Rstf, Side, AG AV, AV   4     2 22 Benito Mussolini
16-04-2008 Rockskull Ramhard Dwarf-Blocker 4 3 2 10 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Lone, AV, Gard, Side   8     9 2 32 Gravedigger
16-04-2008 Nekkid Hornyman Dwarf 6 3 3 8 Shnd, Tskl, KORn   2       1 6 Mini-Muh
29-04-2008 Laidai the Leaper Elf 6 4 4 6 Wres, Leap, ST, Ddge, Frnz AV 31 7 1 5 6 78 Cathrine Danneskiold-Samsøe

Past teams
Season Name Race
VIII Dancers in the Dark Dark Elf
IX Fellowship of the Ball Old World
XII Fabulous Athletic Gaymers Soc. Hobgoblin
XIV Nihilist People's Party Undead
XV Conditioned Reflexes Divided Hobgoblin