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Coach: Pelle Atlan Ezekiel Frederiksen Esbensen
Roster (11-12-2007):

Player number Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills sorted by date Games Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Cost
1 Fancy 'Feminists Wants It Hard' Fistjob Black Orc Blocker 4 4 2 9 Mblw, Blk, Gard 36   4     12 3 41 140000
2 Bigrocks Badsmell Black Orc Blocker 3 4 2 8 Gard, Blk, Sfrm 36 MA, AV 4     4 5 35 120000
3 Wanky Whackjob Black Orc Blocker 4 4 2 9 Side 7         1 2 12 110000
4 Steve Swingmaster Sneaky Git 6 3 3 7 Ddge, Side, Stab, Blk, Dtkl, Pblk, Jup 36 MA   7 3 9 3 60 170000
5 Terry Threesome Sneaky Git 7 3 2 7 Ddge, Side, Stab, Blk, Dtkl, Mblk, Jup, Frnz 34 AG 4 5 1 15 3 64 200000
6 Dennis 'Dirty Dog' DragQueen Sneaky Git 7 3 4 7 Ddge, Side, Stab, Blk, Dtkl, AG, Leap, Horn, Tkl 36   13 23   7 1 94 250000
7 Catman 'Cumshot' Chains Clevva Git 9 3 3 7 Sbll, Shnd, MA, Blk, Leap, Dtls, Ddge 36   15 20   3 2 83 200000
8 Really Raunchy Ralph Hobgoblin 6 3 3 7   5               40000
9 Ronald Ramhard Hobgoblin 6 3 3 7 Wres 14     1     1 8 60000
10 Manny Megacoq Cunnin Git 9 3 4 7 Shad, Dplr, AG, MA, Blk 23   22 13   6 1 67 190000
11 Lingus Longman Hobgoblin 5 3 3 7 Ldr 13 MA             60000
12 Barry 'Ballroom Blitz' Bondage Hobgoblin 6 3 3 6 Gard, Blk 26 AV, N 2     1 3 18 70000
13 Garry 'Golden Shower' Gaylord Hobgoblin 6 3 2 7 Dplr, Kick 36 AG   1 1 5 1 20 70000
14 Vagn Hin Våde Hobgoblin 6 3 3 7 Dplr, Kick 16     1   4 1 16 80000
15 Arlgh Arsemaster Clevva Git 8 3 3 7 Sbll, Shnd, Wres 6     3   1   11 110000
16 Kalle Lem Hobgoblin 6 3 3 6 Wres, Tkl 16 AV 2 1   1 3 21 70000
Head Coach:
Atlan Ezekielson
  Hobgoblin Rerolls 5 300000
Friendlies available: 0 Fan Factor 11 110000
Stadium: The Castro Assistant Coaches 0 0
Cheerleaders 0 0
Total SPP's: 550 Apothecary 1 50000
Treasury: 340000 Additional Value   0
Spiralling expenses: 70000 Total Value of Team 2400000

Championship Qualifiers
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points
23-09-2006 Won Outbreak 2-0 3-5 27000 (0) 30000 2
30-10-2006 Won The Commanders 3-1 4-5 32000 (0) 50000 2
09-11-2006 Lost Bergsburg Ravens 1-2 1-10 34000 (0) 20000 0
30-01-2007 Won Doomwheel Runners 3-2 2-2 36000 (0) 70000 2
03-03-2007 Won Snow Bunnies 3-1 4-3 30000 (0) 50000 2
11-03-2007 Won Ghrond Sins 3-1 3-2 28000 (0) 30000 2

Friendlies
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Field
08-08-2006 Won Doomwheel Runners 3-1 3-4 29000 (0) 70000 Neutral
08-08-2006 Draw Fantasy Names 1-1 1-0 16000 (0) 70000 Neutral
09-08-2006 Won Quiksilver 3-1 2-1 24000 (0) 70000 Neutral
09-08-2006 Won Dwarf Mechanics 3-1 2-3 23000 (0) 40000 Neutral
14-08-2006 Won Danske Blodbank 4-0 4-0 27000 (0) 80000 Neutral
22-08-2006 Won Take Out? 4-0 3-4 24000 (0) 60000 Neutral
17-10-2006 Won Quiksilver 2-1 3-5 21000 (0) 20000 Neutral
19-10-2006 Lost Fantasy Names 2-3 3-7 36000 (0) 40000 Neutral
20-10-2006 Won Dwarf Mechanics 3-1 2-3 35000 (0) 60000 Neutral
27-10-2006 Won Ghrond Sins 7-1 3-1 29000 (0) 70000 Neutral
13-12-2006 Won Dwarf Mechanics 3-2 0-6 26000 (0) 40000 Neutral
30-01-2007 Won Quiksilver 3-1 2-4 27000 (0) 70000 Neutral
04-02-2007 Won Dwarf Mechanics 3-2 1-11 36000 (0) 70000 Neutral
09-03-2007 Won Quiksilver 4-1 2-1 28000 (0) 60000 Neutral
11-03-2007 Won Quiksilver 3-1 3-2 31000 (0) 60000 Neutral
14-03-2007 Lost Bergsburg Ravens 0-2 0-8 29000 (0) 20000 Neutral

The Low Budget Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
23-08-2006 Won Cirkus Beinweiss 4-0 5-1 31000 70000 Qualification Neutral
06-10-2006 Lost The Famazing Muscle Bombers 0-2 0-5 32000 60000 Cup match Neutral
Dungeon Bowl Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
06-09-2006 Won Snow Bunnies 3-1 4-3 23000 (0) 30000 3 DB
12-09-2006 Lost Doomwheel Runners 0-2 4-3 34000 (0) 70000 0 DB
12-09-2006 Won Outbreak 2-1 1-3 23000 (0) 80000 3 DB
13-09-2006 Won Bergsburg Ravens 2-0 0-2 34000 (0) 80000 3 DB
The Chaos Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
30-10-2006 Lost The Commanders 2-4 1-11 33000 40000 0 Khorne
02-11-2006 Won The BigRedMachines 3-1 3-0 35000 60000 3 Slaanesh
06-11-2006 Won Copenhagen Capitalism 2-0 1-8 28000 40000 3 Nurgle
07-11-2006 Lost Cirkus Beinweiss 2-3 1-6 30000 50000 0 Slaanesh
The Spike
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
05-02-2007 Won Quiksilver 4-1 3-2 33000 50000 3 Neutral
18-02-2007 Lost Lyve Lasse og Løgnerne 0-2 0-9 37000 50000 0 Neutral
22-02-2007 Won Shaky Sharks 1-0 0-8 35000 80000 3 Neutral
28-02-2007 Lost Asgaurd Crows 0-2 3-5 34000 70000 0 Neutral

Fired Players
Retired on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Status
06-11-2006 Willy Wannabee Hobgoblin 6 3 2 7   N, AG, N             Sacked
14-11-2006 Henry 'Captain Haddock' Hardcore Hobgoblin 4 4 4 7 ST, AG N, MA, MA 17 2   1 1 21 Sacked
30-01-2007 Cribble King Hobgoblin 5 3 3 7   MA             Sacked
22-02-2007 Carlos Los Bollos Black Orc Blocker 3 4 2 9   MA, N             Sacked
28-02-2007 Arnold 'Aggression Arts' Anal Cunnin Git 8 2 3 7 Shad ST             Sacked

Casualties
Died on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Killed By
23-08-2006 Interception Ivan Hobgoblin 5 3 3 7   MA             Scarecrow Zmobo
12-09-2006 Kick-Off Kale Hobgoblin 6 3 3 7     4         2 Tuberculosis
13-09-2006 Tackle Terry Cunnin Git 8 3 3 7 Shad, Sfrm N 21         10 Hack Enslash
30-10-2006 Preston 'Rocket Man' Pervo Black Orc Blocker 3 4 2 9 Gard, Sfrm MA       3 3 21 Commander Esnib
30-10-2006 Patrick 'Pervy in the Park' Player Hobgoblin 6 3 3 7 Gard, Blk   2 2   2 2 21 Commander Gnilbein
30-10-2006 Johny Knocksville Black Orc Blocker 4 4 2 9                 Commander Akun
06-11-2006 Brian Backdoor Hobgoblin 6 3 3 7   N, N             Sky Network
06-11-2006 Stanly/Manly Cunnin Git 8 3 3 7 Shad, Dplr   4 1   2 1 14 Coca-Cola
14-11-2006 Onkel Gusten Black Orc Blocker 4 4 2 9                 Nuka Star
22-02-2007 Larry Latex Clevva Git 8 3 3 7 Sbll, Shnd, Blk, Tkl, Jugg   9 10   2 1 43 Jack

Past teams
Season Name Race
VIII Dancers in the Dark Dark Elf
IX Fellowship of the Ball Old World
XIII Ultimators United Halfling
XIV Nihilist People's Party Undead
XV Conditioned Reflexes Divided Hobgoblin