Suckers by Choice

Coach: Brian Kristensen
Roster (29-08-2006):

Player number Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills sorted by date Games Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Cost
1 Lord ZugZug the Famed Vampire 6 4 4 8 Reg, Gaze, Gard, Mblw, HoF, Blk, Frnz 32   15 5   12 3 61 140000
2 Magic Feet Mirana Vampire 7 4 4 8 Reg, Gaze, MA, Blk, Side, Ddge, Shnd, 2hed 32   17 29   5 3 120 140000
3 Dilbert the Dog Vampire 6 4 4 8 Reg, Gaze, Jup, Pion, Tkl 22   13 2   8 1 33 140000
4   Vampire 6 4 4 8 Reg, Gaze 3     1       3 140000
5   Vampire 6 4 4 8 Reg, Gaze, Pion, Mblw, Blk 20   9   1 11 2 38 140000
6 Swiftshot Sai Dark Elf-Lineman 7 3 4 7 Blk, MA, Ddge, Dtkl 32 AV 48 9   2 1 60 70000
7 Nigling Neal Thrall 6 3 3 7 Blk, Tkl 32 N 2   1 4 3 26 40000
8   Thrall 6 3 3 7 Pblk, Blk 16   2   1   3 18 40000
9   Thrall 6 3 3 7 Tkl, Blk 14         2 3 19 40000
10 Knockdown Ned Thrall 6 3 4 7 Blk, AG, Shnd 32 N, N 17     4 2 26 40000
11   Thrall 5 2 3 7 Blk, Gard 32 MA, N, ST 4 1   1 3 22 40000
12   Thrall 6 3 3 7   32           1 5 40000
13 Nofang Charles Thrall 6 3 2 7 Blk, Ctch, Pblk 31 AG   4   1 5 39 40000
14   Thrall 6 3 3 7   5               40000
15   Thrall 6 3 3 7   11 N             40000
16   Thrall 6 3 3 7 Kick, Pro 16   1     2 2 14 40000
Lånt 60.000 af Palle   Vampire Rerolls 6 360000
Friendlies available: 0 Fan Factor 14 140000
Stadium:  
Improvements: Cold Climate + excellent stands + ley lines
Assistant Coaches 5 50000
Cheerleaders 0 0
Team Rating: 158+73+0+-9=222 Apothecary 0 0
Additional Value: 0 Team Wizard 0 0
Total SPP's: 484 Special 0 0
Treasury: 60000 Total Cost of Team 1720000

Championship Qualifiers
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points
08-08-2005 Lost Copenhagen Freedom Fighters 1-6 1-6 65000 (0) 60000 0
13-08-2005 Lost Murder inc 1-3 3-3 42000 (0) 40000 0
15-08-2005 Lost A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 2-4 0-3 68000 (0) 50000 0
18-08-2005 Won Deadly Recipe 4-3 1-9 49000 (0) 50000 2
04-12-2005 Won Grobilk's Bananarama 2-0 5-2 65000 (0) 50000 2
01-02-2006 Lost A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 1-4 2-11 127000 (0) 50000 0
27-03-2006 Draw The Economists 0-0 0-0 0 (0) 0 1
27-03-2006 Won The Economists 2-0 0-0 0 (0) 0 2
27-03-2006 Lost Murder inc 1-2 2-4 109000 (0) 60000 0
12-04-2006 Lost Deadly Recipe 0-6 3-3 127000 (0) 50000 0
14-04-2006 Lost Copenhagen Freedom Fighters 1-6 1-11 141000 (0) 50000 0
23-04-2006 Won Grobilk's Bananarama 3-2 5-1 85000 (0) 50000 2

Friendlies
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Field
02-08-2005 Won Murder inc 3-2 2-2 18000 (0) 60000 Neutral
04-08-2005 Lost Le Mur 2-3 2-4 22000 (0) 50000 Away
05-08-2005 Lost The Beliveble Masters of Funk 1-4 1-3 46000 (0) 70000 Away
05-08-2005 Draw The Toolmen 2-2 0-2 19000 (0) 50000 Away
08-08-2005 Lost Copenhagen Freedom Fighters 2-5 3-4 56000 (0) 60000 Away
12-08-2005 Won Evo-Crushinators of Impending Doom 5-0 0-2 45000 (0) 60000 Neutral
13-08-2005 Won Murder inc 4-3 2-3 31000 (0) 50000 Home
15-08-2005 Draw A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 3-3 4-4 64000 (0) 60000 Away
31-08-2005 Lost A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 1-6 2-9 78000 (0) 70000 Home
25-10-2005 Lost Murder inc 2-4 2-4 53000 (0) 50000 Neutral
31-10-2005 Won Murder inc 3-2 3-2 66000 (0) 60000 Away
31-10-2005 Won Murder inc 3-2 7-2 62000 (0) 70000 Away
14-12-2005 Lost Hag Graef Druchii`s 0-4 5-4 100000 (0) 40000 Away
20-01-2006 Won Murder inc 2-1 4-4 106000 (0) 60000 Away

The Low Budget Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
07-09-2005 Lost Reikland Rodents 4-5 1-4 68000 60000 Qualification Away
The Chaos Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
07-11-2005 Lost Elvis Impersonators 2-3 3-4 100000 60000 0 Home
20-11-2005 Lost Find Holdger 1-2 6-8 92000 60000 0 Neutral
26-11-2005 Lost The Beliveble Masters of Funk 2-3 4-1 125000 60000 0 Neutral
29-11-2005 Lost Copenhagen Freedom Fighters 2-3 1-11 116000 60000 0 Home
The Losers Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
Lost Metalblade All-Stars 1-3 0-5 116000 60000 Cup match Neutral
Won Petrograd Red Star 4-1 0-3 97000 60000 Cup match Neutral

Fired and Retired Players
Retired on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Status
16-08-2005 Warrick the Worn Vampire 6 3 4 8 Reg, Gaze, Gard ST 3 1     1 9 Sacked
06-09-2005 Nosfra the Fortunes Vampire 6 4 4 8 Reg, Gaze, Pblk, Pro N 11 1     2 18 Coach
01-11-2005 Sacked Sam Thrall 6 3 3 7   N       1   2 Sacked
06-12-2005 Noplay Neal Thrall 6 3 3 7   N             Coach
27-03-2006 Deadmeat Dean Thrall 6 3 3 7                 Coach

Casualties
Died on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Killed By
16-08-2005 Noskills Stan Thrall 6 3 3 7                 The Sensational Mindsquirrel, Wielder of the wind Boomerang
19-11-2005 Blind Eye Bill Thrall 6 3 3 7 Blk N       2 1 9 Viva Los Vegas
19-04-2006 Hypnodisk Vampire 6 4 4 8 Reg, Gaze, Rtkl, Blk, Frnz, Leap   2 9   13 3 69 Che Guevarra

Past teams
Season Name Race
XII Brian Learns To Suck Vampire