GWAR
Coach: Michael Patricio Cores Krogstrup
Roster (14-08-2007):
Player number | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills sorted lexicographically | Games | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Cost |
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2 | Beefcake The Mighty | Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 10 | 25 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 120000 | |||||
3 | Belzac The NEW jaws of death... | Warrior | 6 | 4 | 3 | 10 | MA, Mblw | 16 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 120000 | ||
4 | Jizmac Da Gusha | Warrior | 5 | 4 | 4 | 10 | AG, Pion | 25 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 21 | 120000 | ||
5 | Phallus in wonderland | Chaos Champion | 4 | 5 | 1 | 10 | Mblw, Btkl, Horn, Pion | 19 | 6 | 2 | 22 | 140000 | ||||
6 | Poor Tom | Marauder | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Blk, Mblw, Pion | 25 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 41 | 60000 | |||
7 | Slymenstra Hymen | Marauder | 6 | 3 | 4 | 10 | AG, Blk, Ddge, MH, Mblw | 25 | 23 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 52 | 60000 | ||
8 | Vlad The Impaler | Marauder | 6 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Dplr, ST | 25 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 21 | 60000 | |||
9 | The SEXECUTIONER | Marauder | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Claw, Tkl | 25 | 10 | 2 | 1 | 14 | 60000 | |||
10 | Techno Destructo | Marauder | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Blk, Mblw | 25 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 21 | 60000 | ||
11 | Sexcow | Marauder | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 7 | 60000 | ||||||||
12 | Nephew Tiny | Marauder | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Blk, Sfrm | 25 | N | 10 | 2 | 3 | 17 | 60000 | ||
13 | Spanky the Slave | Marauder | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Pion | 25 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 60000 | ||||
14 | GORGOR | Marauder | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Blk, Gard | 25 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 21 | 60000 | ||
15 | Droopy the dog | Marauder | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 14 | AV | 60000 | |||||||
16 | An Animal | Marauder | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Bhnd, Blk | 25 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 19 | 60000 | ||
OK Jeg kan ikke lave Fucking links og intet virker ARGHH!!! | www.gwar.net | Chaos Marauder | Rerolls | 6 | 420000 | |||||||||||
Friendlies available: 0 | Fan Factor | 11 | 110000 | |||||||||||||
Stadium:
The Slavepit Improvements: We Got HOOLIGANS |
Assistant Coaches | 4 | 40000 | |||||||||||||
Cheerleaders | 0 | 0 | ||||||||||||||
Team Rating: 167+34+0+-2=199 | Apothecary | 1 | 50000 | |||||||||||||
Additional Value: 0 | Team Wizard | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||
Total SPP's: 280 | Special | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||
Treasury: 60000 | Total Cost of Team | 1780000 |
Championship Qualifiers | |||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points |
26-09-2005 | Lost | The Beliveble Masters of Funk | 2-4 | 4-1 | 86000 (0) | 70000 | 0 |
26-10-2005 | Lost | Find Holdger | 1-3 | 1-4 | 50000 (0) | 40000 | 0 |
02-11-2005 | Lost | Raiders of the Silver Screen | 1-2 | 3-5 | 93000 (0) | 40000 | 0 |
18-04-2006 | Lost | Raiders of the Silver Screen | 1-3 | 2-1 | 115000 (0) | 50000 | 0 |
19-04-2006 | Lost | The Beliveble Masters of Funk | 1-5 | 8-3 | 139000 (0) | 60000 | 0 |
22-04-2006 | Draw | Elvis Impersonators | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 (0) | 0 | 1 |
22-04-2006 | Draw | Elvis Impersonators | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 (0) | 0 | 1 |
25-04-2006 | Draw | Find Holdger | 2-2 | 4-6 | 106000 (0) | 70000 | 1 |
25-04-2006 | Draw | Porn Stars | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 (0) | 0 | 1 |
25-04-2006 | Draw | Porn Stars | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 (0) | 0 | 1 |
26-04-2006 | Draw | Malazan United | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 (0) | 0 | 1 |
26-04-2006 | Draw | Malazan United | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 (0) | 0 | 1 |
Friendlies | |||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Field |
01-08-2005 | Draw | Malazan United | 1-1 | 1-3 | 61000 (0) | 90000 | Neutral |
20-08-2005 | Lost | Evo-Crushinators of Impending Doom | 1-2 | 2-5 | 61000 (0) | 90000 | Neutral |
20-08-2005 | Lost | Evo-Crushinators of Impending Doom | 1-2 | 1-6 | 76000 (0) | 90000 | Away |
23-08-2005 | Draw | Duff Beer Brawlers | 1-1 | 1-4 | 58000 (0) | 50000 | Home |
12-10-2005 | Lost | Find Holdger | 0-4 | 6-10 | 74000 (0) | 80000 | Away |
26-10-2005 | Lost | A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 | 2-4 | 2-2 | 91000 (0) | 60000 | Neutral |
Dungeon Bowl Cup | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points | Field |
12-09-2005 | Lost | Australia's Finest | 0-4 | 3-2 | 55000 (0) | 50000 | 0 | DB |
18-09-2005 | Lost | Malazan United | 1-2 | 2-1 | 84000 (0) | 70000 | 0 | DB |
02-10-2005 | Won | Find Holdger | 3-1 | 2-4 | 72000 (0) | 70000 | 3 | DB |
02-10-2005 | Won | Copenhagen Freedom Fighters | 2-0 | 0-0 | 0 (0) | 0 | 3 | DB |
The Chaos Cup | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate | Winnings | Points | Field |
18-11-2005 | Lost | A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 | 1-4 | 0-6 | 95000 | 50000 | 0 | Away |
20-11-2005 | Lost | Raiders of the Silver Screen | 0-2 | 3-5 | 94000 | 50000 | 0 | Neutral |
21-11-2005 | Won | Australia's Finest | 4-3 | 2-1 | 84000 | 60000 | 3 | Home |
05-12-2005 | Lost | Naggaroth Ninjas | 1-3 | 3-1 | 79000 | 60000 | 0 | Home |
Fired and Retired Players | |||||||||||||||
Retired on: | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Status |
26-10-2005 | Belzac the jaws of DEATH!!! | Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Gard, Blk | AV, N | 2 | 1 | 2 | 13 | Coach | ||
26-10-2005 | Oderus Urungus | Warrior | 6 | 4 | 3 | 10 | Gard, MA | N | 4 | 2 | 1 | 11 | Coach | ||
02-11-2005 | Killer Penguin | Marauder | 6 | 2 | 3 | 9 | ST | Coach | |||||||
20-04-2006 | Saddam A go-go | Marauder | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Coach |
Casualties | |||||||||||||||
Died on: | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Killed By |
02-11-2005 | Skullhedface | Marauder | 8 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Pblk, MA, Vll | 14 | 5 | 2 | 26 | Boris Karloff | |||
20-04-2006 | Orderus aroundus | Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 10 | 1 | 3 | Frank Bank Robotten lavet af METAL |
Past teams | ||
Season | Name | Race |
VII | We Don't Drink... Wine! | Vampire |
VIII | Nipponese Ninja Nufflers | Dwarf |
IX | Funboys | Wood Elf |
X | The Divine Talons | Dark Elf |
XII | X-FROG | Slann |
XIII | Das ROBOT | Daemon |
XVI | Druzhina | Kislev |