GWAR

Coach: Michael Patricio Cores Krogstrup
Roster (14-08-2007):

Player number Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills sorted by date Games Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Cost
1                                
2 Beefcake The Mighty Warrior 5 4 3 10   25   4 1       5 120000
3 Belzac The NEW jaws of death... Warrior 6 4 3 10 Mblw, MA 16   6 1   2 2 20 120000
4 Jizmac Da Gusha Warrior 5 4 4 10 Pion, AG 25   6 1   5 1 21 120000
5 Phallus in wonderland Chaos Champion 4 5 1 10 Mblw, Pion, Btkl, Horn 19         6 2 22 140000
6 Poor Tom Marauder 6 3 3 9 Mblw, Pion, Blk 25   4     7 5 41 60000
7 Slymenstra Hymen Marauder 6 3 4 10 Mblw, AG, Ddge, MH, Blk 25   23 8   1 3 52 60000
8 Vlad The Impaler Marauder 6 4 3 9 Dplr, ST 25   8     6 1 21 60000
9 The SEXECUTIONER Marauder 6 3 3 9 Tkl, Claw 25   10     2 1 14 60000
10 Techno Destructo Marauder 6 3 3 9 Mblw, Blk 25   4 1   3 2 21 60000
11 Sexcow Marauder 6 3 3 9   7               60000
12 Nephew Tiny Marauder 6 3 3 9 Sfrm, Blk 25 N 10 2   3   17 60000
13 Spanky the Slave Marauder 6 3 3 9 Pion 25   2       1 6 60000
14 GORGOR Marauder 6 3 3 9 Gard, Blk 25   2 1   1 3 21 60000
15 Droopy the dog Marauder 6 3 3 8   14 AV             60000
16 An Animal Marauder 6 3 3 9 Blk, Bhnd 25   8 1 1   2 19 60000
OK Jeg kan ikke lave Fucking links og intet virker ARGHH!!! www.gwar.net Chaos Marauder Rerolls 6 420000
Friendlies available: 0 (16 unplayed) Fan Factor 11 110000
Stadium: The Slavepit
Improvements: We Got HOOLIGANS
Assistant Coaches 4 40000
Cheerleaders 0 0
Team Rating: 167+34+0+-2=199 Apothecary 1 50000
Additional Value: 0 Team Wizard 0 0
Total SPP's: 280 Special 0 0
Treasury: 60000 Total Cost of Team 1780000

Championship Qualifiers
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points
26-09-2005 Lost The Beliveble Masters of Funk 2-4 4-1 86000 (0) 70000 0
26-10-2005 Lost Find Holdger 1-3 1-4 50000 (0) 40000 0
02-11-2005 Lost Raiders of the Silver Screen 1-2 3-5 93000 (0) 40000 0
18-04-2006 Lost Raiders of the Silver Screen 1-3 2-1 115000 (0) 50000 0
19-04-2006 Lost The Beliveble Masters of Funk 1-5 8-3 139000 (0) 60000 0
22-04-2006 Draw Elvis Impersonators 0-0 0-0 0 (0) 0 1
22-04-2006 Draw Elvis Impersonators 0-0 0-0 0 (0) 0 1
25-04-2006 Draw Find Holdger 2-2 4-6 106000 (0) 70000 1
25-04-2006 Draw Porn Stars 0-0 0-0 0 (0) 0 1
25-04-2006 Draw Porn Stars 0-0 0-0 0 (0) 0 1
26-04-2006 Draw Malazan United 0-0 0-0 0 (0) 0 1
26-04-2006 Draw Malazan United 0-0 0-0 0 (0) 0 1

Friendlies
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Field
01-08-2005 Draw Malazan United 1-1 1-3 61000 (0) 90000 Neutral
20-08-2005 Lost Evo-Crushinators of Impending Doom 1-2 2-5 61000 (0) 90000 Neutral
20-08-2005 Lost Evo-Crushinators of Impending Doom 1-2 1-6 76000 (0) 90000 Away
23-08-2005 Draw Duff Beer Brawlers 1-1 1-4 58000 (0) 50000 Home
12-10-2005 Lost Find Holdger 0-4 6-10 74000 (0) 80000 Away
26-10-2005 Lost A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 2-4 2-2 91000 (0) 60000 Neutral

Dungeon Bowl Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
12-09-2005 Lost Australia's Finest 0-4 3-2 55000 (0) 50000 0 DB
18-09-2005 Lost Malazan United 1-2 2-1 84000 (0) 70000 0 DB
02-10-2005 Won Find Holdger 3-1 2-4 72000 (0) 70000 3 DB
02-10-2005 Won Copenhagen Freedom Fighters 2-0 0-0 0 (0) 0 3 DB
The Chaos Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
18-11-2005 Lost A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 1-4 0-6 95000 (0) 50000 0 Away
20-11-2005 Lost Raiders of the Silver Screen 0-2 3-5 94000 (0) 50000 0 Neutral
21-11-2005 Won Australia's Finest 4-3 2-1 84000 (0) 60000 3 Home
05-12-2005 Lost Naggaroth Ninjas 1-3 3-1 79000 (0) 60000 0 Home

Fired Players
Retired on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Status
26-10-2005 Belzac the jaws of DEATH!!! Warrior 5 4 3 9 Gard, Blk AV, N 2     1 2 13 Coach
26-10-2005 Oderus Urungus Warrior 6 4 3 10 Gard, MA N 4     2 1 11 Coach
02-11-2005 Killer Penguin Marauder 6 2 3 9   ST             Coach
20-04-2006 Saddam A go-go Marauder 6 3 3 9                 Coach

Casualties
Died on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Killed By
02-11-2005 Skullhedface Marauder 8 3 3 9 Pblk, MA, Vll   14 5   2   26 Boris Karloff
20-04-2006 Orderus aroundus Warrior 5 4 3 10       1       3 Frank Bank Robotten lavet af METAL

Past teams
Season Name Race
VII We Don't Drink... Wine! Vampire
VIII Nipponese Ninja Nufflers Dwarf
IX Funboys Wood Elf
X The Divine Talons Dark Elf
XII X-FROG Slann
XIII Das ROBOT Daemon
XVI Druzhina Kislev