The Beliveble Masters of Funk

Coach: Frey Leverpostej Nielsen
Roster (12-12-2007):

Player number Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills sorted by date Games Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Cost
1 Big T - Crazy Madness - Better and Badness - Da BOSS Imperial-Blitzer 9 3 3 8 Blk, Vll, Mblw, Side, MA, Pblk 29     10   3 4 56 90000
2 Blake Jammer Deadly Paladin Overlord - Hungry for even more Blood Bretonnia-Questing Knight 6 3 4 9 Blk, Dtls, Mblk, Pion, AG, Mblw, Tkl, Gard 54   2 4 1 44 3 118 110000
3 Captain one to go - Pizza Slicer Kislev-Wing 7 3 3 8 Ctch, Pblk, Blk, Dctc, Ddge, Side 19   2 12 2 1 2 53 100000
4 They Called Him Son of Horse Wood Elf-Wardancer 8 3 4 7 Blk, Ddge, Leap, Shad, Shnd, Tkl, Jup 22   40 16   3 1 79 120000
5 John Maistro - The Dancer of Love Slaanesh Elf-Blitzer 8 4 4 8 Blk, Side, Ddge, Tskl, ST, MA, Tkl 16   7 20   1 1 70 110000
6 Frank Bank Robotten lavet af METAL Dwarf Longbeard 4 3 1 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Pion, Gard, Mblw, Frnz 54 AG     1 33 3 83 70000
7 Sheik Ib Toppopolo Logomokoko Dwarf Longbeard 4 3 2 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl 3               70000
8 Fadeproof L. Trump Dwarf Longbeard 4 3 2 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Mblw, Pion, Gard, Dtls 54 N   1   27 4 77 70000
9 Millenium Man John Big Dwarf Longbeard 5 3 1 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Gard, Mblw, MA, Pion 48 AG 8 1 1 13 5 60 70000
10 Don kanilos Human Lineman 6 4 3 8 Gard, Tkl, ST 12     3   1 3 26 50000
11 One Hit Wonder Human Lineman 6 3 3 8 Mblw, Tkl, Blk 54   6 1   2 4 30 50000
12 Cooler and the gang Human Lineman 6 3 3 8 Dplr, Gard, Blk 13     2   2 4 30 50000
13 Jesper - Fan of the game - Returned Human Lineman 6 2 3 8 Dplr, Blk 17 ST       3 2 16 50000
14 Yoyo Don Go Show Human Lineman 6 3 3 8   5               50000
15 Mano Sheik BANANO Human Lineman 6 3 3 8 Gard, Blk 20 N   2   2 2 20 50000
16 Pelle Svinet Hobgoblinen der er en dværg II Human Lineman 7 3 3 8 MA, Blk, Shad 43 N 10 4     2 27 50000
El coolness.!

Og en Ag skill playbook.. + 5 tr.

El mega coolness!

The Funks stjerner har via mystiske dødsfald forladt holdet. Big T benægter stadig de florerende beskyldninger om, at han skulle være bagmanden bag de dræbte.

Big T udtaler: Jeg har hele tiden været den bedste!! Bobby, Preston, og Jens Kicks kunne bare ikke holde til det!
Jeg er bare i søgelyset, fordi jeg er så god! Urgh!
den brogede flok. non stop funk. Det er beliveble og stavet på den fede måde.

Troværdige to the max.

Big T - nr 6 i rækken. Alle gode gange 6 som man siger.

Og et smart super genslånings triks +7 tr.

Trods utilfredsheden med de nyligt fremvoksede tykke knogler, var det bare et forstadie til at bygge et wonder af en muskuløs krop.
John Maistro, manden med planen. Fordi det er meget federe at danse lovedance, istedet for wardance. No more icemaster, we got the LOVE.
Cool in the head.

Old World Rerolls 6 420000
Friendlies available: 0 Fan Factor 31 310000
Stadium: Da FUNK place
Improvements: Excellent Stands, Ancient Wards
Assistant Coaches 3 30000
Cheerleaders 3 30000
Team Rating: 169+114+12+-6=289 Apothecary 1 50000
Additional Value: 12 Team Wizard 0 0
Total SPP's: 745 Special 0 0
Treasury: 150000 Total Cost of Team 2000000

Championship Qualifiers
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points
11-08-2005 Won Elvis Impersonators 3-2 2-1 67000 (0) 70000 2
01-09-2005 Won Raiders of the Silver Screen 3-1 2-3 88000 (0) 60000 2
26-09-2005 Won GWAR 4-2 1-4 86000 (0) 60000 2
30-11-2005 Won Malazan United 3-2 7-3 112000 (0) 50000 2
01-02-2006 Won Find Holdger 2-1 3-7 141000 (0) 50000 2
03-02-2006 Won Porn Stars 4-0 5-1 130000 (0) 50000 2
24-03-2006 Lost Raiders of the Silver Screen 1-2 3-3 182000 (0) 50000 0
29-03-2006 Won Elvis Impersonators 4-1 3-1 165000 (0) 60000 2
13-04-2006 Won Malazan United 4-2 6-4 126000 (0) 50000 2
19-04-2006 Won Porn Stars 4-3 4-7 159000 (0) 50000 2
19-04-2006 Won GWAR 5-1 3-8 139000 (0) 40000 2
19-04-2006 Draw Find Holdger 1-1 4-5 163000 (0) 40000 1

Friendlies
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Field
01-08-2005 Won Find Holdger 3-2 0-3 49000 (0) 90000 Home
02-08-2005 Draw A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 3-3 1-1 46000 (0) 80000 Away
04-08-2005 Won A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 6-1 2-0 66000 (0) 90000 Away
05-08-2005 Won Suckers by Choice 4-1 3-1 46000 (0) 80000 Home
08-08-2005 Won Raiders of the Silver Screen 4-3 5-3 74000 (0) 80000 Away
09-08-2005 Won Find Holdger 5-4 1-4 72000 (0) 80000 Away
25-08-2005 Won Raiders of the Silver Screen 5-3 5-2 66000 (0) 60000 Home
01-09-2005 Won Raiders of the Silver Screen 5-3 1-3 76000 (0) 60000 Away
02-09-2005 Won Porn Stars 5-1 8-0 70000 (0) 50000 Neutral
19-10-2005 Won Find Holdger 4-2 2-9 108000 (0) 50000 Home
25-10-2005 Won Raiders of the Silver Screen 5-3 10-4 112000 (0) 50000 Away
27-10-2005 Won Sepps Drenge M.II 5-3 3-2 105000 (0) 50000 Home
21-12-2005 Draw Raiders of the Silver Screen 1-1 2-6 124000 (0) 40000 Away
24-12-2005 Lost Raiders of the Silver Screen 3-4 10-6 127000 (0) 40000 Away
30-12-2005 Won A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 6-3 5-9 158000 (0) 60000 Neutral
03-01-2006 Won Raiders of the Silver Screen 5-2 6-2 128000 (0) 40000 Away
29-01-2006 Won A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 6-4 3-5 167000 (0) 70000 Away
08-03-2006 Draw Raiders of the Silver Screen 4-4 2-4 172000 (0) 50000 Away
28-03-2006 Won A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 5-2 6-4 184000 (0) 60000 Neutral
23-04-2006 Lost A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 3-4 3-5 193000 (0) 50000 Neutral

The Low Budget Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
08-09-2005 Won Marienburg Maulers 3-2 7-1 77000 50000 Qualification Home
06-10-2005 Won Hag Graef Druchii`s 4-1 8-0 94000 50000 Cup match Neutral
02-11-2005 Won Metalblade All-Stars 4-1 4-1 106000 60000 Cup match Home
18-12-2005 Won Elvis Impersonators 2-1 5-3 158000 60000 Cup match Neutral
17-01-2006 Won Australia's Finest 4-3 6-3 202000 70000 Cup match Away
Dungeon Bowl Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
04-09-2005 Draw Raiders of the Silver Screen 2-2 1-4 96000 (0) 50000 1 DB
14-09-2005 Won The Toolmen 2-1 3-5 90000 (0) 50000 3 DB
14-09-2005 Won Evo-Crushinators of Impending Doom 3-0 2-3 79000 (0) 50000 3 DB
27-09-2005 Lost Murder inc 1-2 1-1 84000 (0) 40000 0 DB
Duff Beer Brawlers ()
Le Mur ()
Renegades ()
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The Chaos Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
16-11-2005 Draw Evo-Crushinators of Impending Doom 1-1 3-2 133000 40000 1 Neutral
20-11-2005 Won Copenhagen Freedom Fighters 3-2 3-4 154000 40000 3 Neutral
26-11-2005 Won Suckers by Choice 3-2 1-4 125000 50000 3 Neutral
03-12-2005 Won Elvis Impersonators 3-1 4-3 125000 60000 3 Home
12-12-2005 Won Australia's Finest 3-2 3-1 150000 40000 1/8th Neutral
20-12-2005 Lost The Toolmen 2-3 0-7 118000 40000 Quarterfinal Neutral
The Spike
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
14-02-2006 Won Hag Graef Druchii`s 3-1 5-7 163000 60000 1/8th Neutral
27-02-2006 Lost Copenhagen Freedom Fighters 1-3 5-11 149000 60000 Quarterfinal Neutral
The Blood Bowl
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
03-05-2006 Lost Raiders of the Silver Screen 2-4 1-5 192000 30000 0 Neutral
03-05-2006 Won Elvis Impersonators 4-2 8-3 169000 50000 2 Neutral
25-05-2006 Won Find Holdger 3-2 3-2 168000 60000 2 Neutral
27-05-2006 Won Raiders of the Silver Screen 4-1 1-3 300000 50000 Conference final Neutral
05-06-2006 Lost Copenhagen Freedom Fighters 1-2 1-8 162000 40000 Division final Neutral

Fired and Retired Players
Retired on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Status
06-10-2005 Golden Brown John Fresh Human Lineman 6 3 3 8 Blk, Tkl N, N 8 2     1 15 Coach
06-10-2005 Big T - Han er så Gansta - Da Boss Imperial-Blitzer 7 3 3 7 Blk, Rtkl, Tkl AV   4   1 1 19 Coach
20-10-2005 Big T - More gansta - More DA BOSS Imperial-Blitzer 7 3 2 8 Blk, Gard AG 8       1 9 Sacked
25-10-2005 Big T - Back for good - Now with extremely good skills - Still Da BOSS Imperial-Blitzer 7 3 3 8 Blk, Sfrm   2 1     1 9 Sacked
20-11-2005 Kong Sneje Dwarf-Longbeard 3 3 2 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl MA         1 5 Sacked
27-11-2005 Big T - Now BIGGER and badder than ever seen before - Da BOSS Imperial-Blitzer 7 3 3 8 Blk, Gard N       1 1 7 Coach
29-01-2006 The Man made of woodly material Human Lineman 6 3 3 8 Kick, Pblk     2     1 11 Coach
03-02-2006 Jesper - Fan of the game III Human Lineman 6 2 3 8   ST             Sacked
25-04-2006 Kong Bravo son of Mokongo Human Lineman 6 3 3 8   N             Coach

Casualties
Died on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Killed By
02-11-2005 Mr fancyman The Wres Dwarf Longbeard 4 3 2 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Mblw, Pion N       10 1 25 Hreidmarr of Anorexia Nervosa
17-11-2005 Big T - Back with super exelent brilliant hardcore skills - Still da BOSS Imperial-Blitzer 7 3 3 8 Blk, Mblw, Pion     3   2   13 Giant Duck Taped Lobster
20-12-2005 Ice Master bobby Sneed Wood Elf-Wardancer 9 4 4 8 Blk, Ddge, Leap, MA, Sbll, Shnd, ST, MH, Pblk, Tkl   45 39 1 7   155 Scoop the digger
20-12-2005 Manden der øgede spændingen Human Lineman 6 3 3 8 Blk, Gard   4 2     1 13 Bob the builder
03-01-2006 Mr. Preston Olubola, The Son of Dr. Preston Kislev-Wing 7 3 4 8 Ctch, Pblk, Dctc, Blk, AG, Ddge   6 20 5 6 1 90 The Mind Prince
03-01-2006 Jesper - Fan of the game II Human Lineman 6 3 3 8 Blk, Tkl N 8 1   2 2 21 The Nefarious Count Thirteen
14-02-2006 Master Pimp Jens Kicks Slaanesh Elf-Catcher 8 3 4 7 Ctch, NoS, Blk, Ddge, Side, HoF, Dtkl, Pro   44 30 1 1   116 Ivan Von der bluut
09-03-2006 Son of man Human Lineman 6 3 3 8 Pion, Blk N, N 2     3 2 17 Che Guevarra
26-03-2006 Mister Scraple at Work Human Lineman 6 3 4 7 Blk, AG, Dtkl AV 16 5   2 1 32 Buster -Flash Gordon- Crabbe
26-03-2006 The strange ancient lineman Human Lineman 5 3 3 7 Dplr, Kick, Blk AV, MA 6 1   12 1 35 Alfred Hitchcock
15-04-2006 The Texas Snakeman Human Lineman 6 3 3 8                 Kalam Mekhar
04-05-2006 Hersker myggen med Gaffa Tape fra SOLRIGET Dwarf-Longbeard 4 3 2 9 Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Rtkl, Pion, Mblw, Btkl     1   17 4 57 Ray -Gorilla- Corrigan

Past teams
Season Name Race
X Unbreakable Armour 10 Chaos Dwarf
XII The Famazing Muscle Bombers Orc
XIII Return of the ST5 Zombie Necromantic
XIV Attack of the tentacle Daemon
XV More Unbreakable Armor 10 Chaos Dwarf
XVI Best of the Bacon King Old World