The Beliveble Masters of Funk
Coach: Frey Leverpostej Nielsen
Roster (12-12-2007):
Player number | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills sorted by date | Games | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Cost |
1 | Big T - Crazy Madness - Better and Badness - Da BOSS | Imperial-Blitzer | 9 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Blk, Vll, Mblw, Side, MA, Pblk | 29 | 10 | 3 | 4 | 56 | 90000 | |||
2 | Blake Jammer Deadly Paladin Overlord - Hungry for even more Blood | Bretonnia-Questing Knight | 6 | 3 | 4 | 9 | Blk, Dtls, Mblk, Pion, AG, Mblw, Tkl, Gard | 54 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 44 | 3 | 118 | 110000 | |
3 | Captain one to go - Pizza Slicer | Kislev-Wing | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Ctch, Pblk, Blk, Dctc, Ddge, Side | 19 | 2 | 12 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 53 | 100000 | |
4 | They Called Him Son of Horse | Wood Elf-Wardancer | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Blk, Ddge, Leap, Shad, Shnd, Tkl, Jup | 22 | 40 | 16 | 3 | 1 | 79 | 120000 | ||
5 | John Maistro - The Dancer of Love | Slaanesh Elf-Blitzer | 8 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Blk, Side, Ddge, Tskl, ST, MA, Tkl | 16 | 7 | 20 | 1 | 1 | 70 | 110000 | ||
6 | Frank Bank Robotten lavet af METAL | Dwarf Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 1 | 9 | Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Pion, Gard, Mblw, Frnz | 54 | AG | 1 | 33 | 3 | 83 | 70000 | ||
7 | Sheik Ib Toppopolo Logomokoko | Dwarf Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Blk, Tkl, Tskl | 3 | 70000 | |||||||
8 | Fadeproof L. Trump | Dwarf Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Mblw, Pion, Gard, Dtls | 54 | N | 1 | 27 | 4 | 77 | 70000 | ||
9 | Millenium Man John Big | Dwarf Longbeard | 5 | 3 | 1 | 9 | Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Gard, Mblw, MA, Pion | 48 | AG | 8 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 5 | 60 | 70000 |
10 | Don kanilos | Human Lineman | 6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Gard, Tkl, ST | 12 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 26 | 50000 | |||
11 | One Hit Wonder | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Mblw, Tkl, Blk | 54 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 30 | 50000 | ||
12 | Cooler and the gang | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Dplr, Gard, Blk | 13 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 30 | 50000 | |||
13 | Jesper - Fan of the game - Returned | Human Lineman | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dplr, Blk | 17 | ST | 3 | 2 | 16 | 50000 | |||
14 | Yoyo Don Go Show | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 5 | 50000 | ||||||||
15 | Mano Sheik BANANO | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Gard, Blk | 20 | N | 2 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 50000 | ||
16 | Pelle Svinet Hobgoblinen der er en dværg II | Human Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | MA, Blk, Shad | 43 | N | 10 | 4 | 2 | 27 | 50000 | ||
El coolness.!
Og en Ag skill playbook.. + 5 tr. El mega coolness! The Funks stjerner har via mystiske dødsfald forladt holdet. Big T benægter stadig de florerende beskyldninger om, at han skulle være bagmanden bag de dræbte. Big T udtaler: Jeg har hele tiden været den bedste!! Bobby, Preston, og Jens Kicks kunne bare ikke holde til det! Jeg er bare i søgelyset, fordi jeg er så god! Urgh! |
den brogede flok. non stop funk. Det er beliveble og stavet på den fede måde.
Troværdige to the max. Big T - nr 6 i rækken. Alle gode gange 6 som man siger. Og et smart super genslånings triks +7 tr. Trods utilfredsheden med de nyligt fremvoksede tykke knogler, var det bare et forstadie til at bygge et wonder af en muskuløs krop. John Maistro, manden med planen. Fordi det er meget federe at danse lovedance, istedet for wardance. No more icemaster, we got the LOVE. Cool in the head. |
Old World | Rerolls | 6 | 420000 | |||||||||||
Friendlies available: 0 | Fan Factor | 31 | 310000 | |||||||||||||
Stadium:
Da FUNK place Improvements: Excellent Stands, Ancient Wards |
Assistant Coaches | 3 | 30000 | |||||||||||||
Cheerleaders | 3 | 30000 | ||||||||||||||
Team Rating: 169+114+12+-6=289 | Apothecary | 1 | 50000 | |||||||||||||
Additional Value: 12 | Team Wizard | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||
Total SPP's: 745 | Special | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||
Treasury: 150000 | Total Cost of Team | 2000000 |
Championship Qualifiers | |||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points |
11-08-2005 | Won | Elvis Impersonators | 3-2 | 2-1 | 67000 (0) | 70000 | 2 |
01-09-2005 | Won | Raiders of the Silver Screen | 3-1 | 2-3 | 88000 (0) | 60000 | 2 |
26-09-2005 | Won | GWAR | 4-2 | 1-4 | 86000 (0) | 60000 | 2 |
30-11-2005 | Won | Malazan United | 3-2 | 7-3 | 112000 (0) | 50000 | 2 |
01-02-2006 | Won | Find Holdger | 2-1 | 3-7 | 141000 (0) | 50000 | 2 |
03-02-2006 | Won | Porn Stars | 4-0 | 5-1 | 130000 (0) | 50000 | 2 |
24-03-2006 | Lost | Raiders of the Silver Screen | 1-2 | 3-3 | 182000 (0) | 50000 | 0 |
29-03-2006 | Won | Elvis Impersonators | 4-1 | 3-1 | 165000 (0) | 60000 | 2 |
13-04-2006 | Won | Malazan United | 4-2 | 6-4 | 126000 (0) | 50000 | 2 |
19-04-2006 | Won | Porn Stars | 4-3 | 4-7 | 159000 (0) | 50000 | 2 |
19-04-2006 | Won | GWAR | 5-1 | 3-8 | 139000 (0) | 40000 | 2 |
19-04-2006 | Draw | Find Holdger | 1-1 | 4-5 | 163000 (0) | 40000 | 1 |
Friendlies | |||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Field |
01-08-2005 | Won | Find Holdger | 3-2 | 0-3 | 49000 (0) | 90000 | Home |
02-08-2005 | Draw | A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 | 3-3 | 1-1 | 46000 (0) | 80000 | Away |
04-08-2005 | Won | A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 | 6-1 | 2-0 | 66000 (0) | 90000 | Away |
05-08-2005 | Won | Suckers by Choice | 4-1 | 3-1 | 46000 (0) | 80000 | Home |
08-08-2005 | Won | Raiders of the Silver Screen | 4-3 | 5-3 | 74000 (0) | 80000 | Away |
09-08-2005 | Won | Find Holdger | 5-4 | 1-4 | 72000 (0) | 80000 | Away |
25-08-2005 | Won | Raiders of the Silver Screen | 5-3 | 5-2 | 66000 (0) | 60000 | Home |
01-09-2005 | Won | Raiders of the Silver Screen | 5-3 | 1-3 | 76000 (0) | 60000 | Away |
02-09-2005 | Won | Porn Stars | 5-1 | 8-0 | 70000 (0) | 50000 | Neutral |
19-10-2005 | Won | Find Holdger | 4-2 | 2-9 | 108000 (0) | 50000 | Home |
25-10-2005 | Won | Raiders of the Silver Screen | 5-3 | 10-4 | 112000 (0) | 50000 | Away |
27-10-2005 | Won | Sepps Drenge M.II | 5-3 | 3-2 | 105000 (0) | 50000 | Home |
21-12-2005 | Draw | Raiders of the Silver Screen | 1-1 | 2-6 | 124000 (0) | 40000 | Away |
24-12-2005 | Lost | Raiders of the Silver Screen | 3-4 | 10-6 | 127000 (0) | 40000 | Away |
30-12-2005 | Won | A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 | 6-3 | 5-9 | 158000 (0) | 60000 | Neutral |
03-01-2006 | Won | Raiders of the Silver Screen | 5-2 | 6-2 | 128000 (0) | 40000 | Away |
29-01-2006 | Won | A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 | 6-4 | 3-5 | 167000 (0) | 70000 | Away |
08-03-2006 | Draw | Raiders of the Silver Screen | 4-4 | 2-4 | 172000 (0) | 50000 | Away |
28-03-2006 | Won | A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 | 5-2 | 6-4 | 184000 (0) | 60000 | Neutral |
23-04-2006 | Lost | A-League, Mighty Brotherhood of Dimension 8 | 3-4 | 3-5 | 193000 (0) | 50000 | Neutral |
The Low Budget Cup | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points | Field |
08-09-2005 | Won | Marienburg Maulers | 3-2 | 7-1 | 77000 | 50000 | Qualification | Home |
06-10-2005 | Won | Hag Graef Druchii`s | 4-1 | 8-0 | 94000 | 50000 | Cup match | Neutral |
02-11-2005 | Won | Metalblade All-Stars | 4-1 | 4-1 | 106000 | 60000 | Cup match | Home |
18-12-2005 | Won | Elvis Impersonators | 2-1 | 5-3 | 158000 | 60000 | Cup match | Neutral |
17-01-2006 | Won | Australia's Finest | 4-3 | 6-3 | 202000 | 70000 | Cup match | Away |
Dungeon Bowl Cup | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate (ff) | Winnings | Points | Field |
04-09-2005 | Draw | Raiders of the Silver Screen | 2-2 | 1-4 | 96000 (0) | 50000 | 1 | DB |
14-09-2005 | Won | The Toolmen | 2-1 | 3-5 | 90000 (0) | 50000 | 3 | DB |
14-09-2005 | Won | Evo-Crushinators of Impending Doom | 3-0 | 2-3 | 79000 (0) | 50000 | 3 | DB |
27-09-2005 | Lost | Murder inc | 1-2 | 1-1 | 84000 (0) | 40000 | 0 | DB |
Duff Beer Brawlers () Le Mur () Renegades () |
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The Chaos Cup | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate | Winnings | Points | Field |
16-11-2005 | Draw | Evo-Crushinators of Impending Doom | 1-1 | 3-2 | 133000 | 40000 | 1 | Neutral |
20-11-2005 | Won | Copenhagen Freedom Fighters | 3-2 | 3-4 | 154000 | 40000 | 3 | Neutral |
26-11-2005 | Won | Suckers by Choice | 3-2 | 1-4 | 125000 | 50000 | 3 | Neutral |
03-12-2005 | Won | Elvis Impersonators | 3-1 | 4-3 | 125000 | 60000 | 3 | Home |
12-12-2005 | Won | Australia's Finest | 3-2 | 3-1 | 150000 | 40000 | 1/8th | Neutral |
20-12-2005 | Lost | The Toolmen | 2-3 | 0-7 | 118000 | 40000 | Quarterfinal | Neutral |
The Spike | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate | Winnings | Points | Field |
14-02-2006 | Won | Hag Graef Druchii`s | 3-1 | 5-7 | 163000 | 60000 | 1/8th | Neutral |
27-02-2006 | Lost | Copenhagen Freedom Fighters | 1-3 | 5-11 | 149000 | 60000 | Quarterfinal | Neutral |
The Blood Bowl | ||||||||
Date | Result | Opponent | Score | Casualties | Gate | Winnings | Points | Field |
03-05-2006 | Lost | Raiders of the Silver Screen | 2-4 | 1-5 | 192000 | 30000 | 0 | Neutral |
03-05-2006 | Won | Elvis Impersonators | 4-2 | 8-3 | 169000 | 50000 | 2 | Neutral |
25-05-2006 | Won | Find Holdger | 3-2 | 3-2 | 168000 | 60000 | 2 | Neutral |
27-05-2006 | Won | Raiders of the Silver Screen | 4-1 | 1-3 | 300000 | 50000 | Conference final | Neutral |
05-06-2006 | Lost | Copenhagen Freedom Fighters | 1-2 | 1-8 | 162000 | 40000 | Division final | Neutral |
Fired and Retired Players | |||||||||||||||
Retired on: | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Status |
06-10-2005 | Golden Brown John Fresh | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Blk, Tkl | N, N | 8 | 2 | 1 | 15 | Coach | ||
06-10-2005 | Big T - Han er så Gansta - Da Boss | Imperial-Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Blk, Rtkl, Tkl | AV | 4 | 1 | 1 | 19 | Coach | ||
20-10-2005 | Big T - More gansta - More DA BOSS | Imperial-Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Blk, Gard | AG | 8 | 1 | 9 | Sacked | |||
25-10-2005 | Big T - Back for good - Now with extremely good skills - Still Da BOSS | Imperial-Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Blk, Sfrm | 2 | 1 | 1 | 9 | Sacked | |||
20-11-2005 | Kong Sneje | Dwarf-Longbeard | 3 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Blk, Tkl, Tskl | MA | 1 | 5 | Sacked | ||||
27-11-2005 | Big T - Now BIGGER and badder than ever seen before - Da BOSS | Imperial-Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Blk, Gard | N | 1 | 1 | 7 | Coach | |||
29-01-2006 | The Man made of woodly material | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Kick, Pblk | 2 | 1 | 11 | Coach | ||||
03-02-2006 | Jesper - Fan of the game III | Human Lineman | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | ST | Sacked | |||||||
25-04-2006 | Kong Bravo son of Mokongo | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | N | Coach |
Casualties | |||||||||||||||
Died on: | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Injuries | Rang | TD | Int | Cas | MVP | SPP | Killed By |
02-11-2005 | Mr fancyman The Wres | Dwarf Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Mblw, Pion | N | 10 | 1 | 25 | Hreidmarr of Anorexia Nervosa | |||
17-11-2005 | Big T - Back with super exelent brilliant hardcore skills - Still da BOSS | Imperial-Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Blk, Mblw, Pion | 3 | 2 | 13 | Giant Duck Taped Lobster | ||||
20-12-2005 | Ice Master bobby Sneed | Wood Elf-Wardancer | 9 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Blk, Ddge, Leap, MA, Sbll, Shnd, ST, MH, Pblk, Tkl | 45 | 39 | 1 | 7 | 155 | Scoop the digger | ||
20-12-2005 | Manden der øgede spændingen | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Blk, Gard | 4 | 2 | 1 | 13 | Bob the builder | |||
03-01-2006 | Mr. Preston Olubola, The Son of Dr. Preston | Kislev-Wing | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Ctch, Pblk, Dctc, Blk, AG, Ddge | 6 | 20 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 90 | The Mind Prince | |
03-01-2006 | Jesper - Fan of the game II | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Blk, Tkl | N | 8 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 21 | The Nefarious Count Thirteen | |
14-02-2006 | Master Pimp Jens Kicks | Slaanesh Elf-Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Ctch, NoS, Blk, Ddge, Side, HoF, Dtkl, Pro | 44 | 30 | 1 | 1 | 116 | Ivan Von der bluut | ||
09-03-2006 | Son of man | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pion, Blk | N, N | 2 | 3 | 2 | 17 | Che Guevarra | ||
26-03-2006 | Mister Scraple at Work | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Blk, AG, Dtkl | AV | 16 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 32 | Buster -Flash Gordon- Crabbe | |
26-03-2006 | The strange ancient lineman | Human Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dplr, Kick, Blk | AV, MA | 6 | 1 | 12 | 1 | 35 | Alfred Hitchcock | |
15-04-2006 | The Texas Snakeman | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Kalam Mekhar | ||||||||
04-05-2006 | Hersker myggen med Gaffa Tape fra SOLRIGET | Dwarf-Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Blk, Tkl, Tskl, Rtkl, Pion, Mblw, Btkl | 1 | 17 | 4 | 57 | Ray -Gorilla- Corrigan |
Past teams | ||
Season | Name | Race |
X | Unbreakable Armour 10 | Chaos Dwarf |
XII | The Famazing Muscle Bombers | Orc |
XIII | Return of the ST5 Zombie | Necromantic |
XIV | Attack of the tentacle | Daemon |
XV | More Unbreakable Armor 10 | Chaos Dwarf |
XVI | Best of the Bacon King | Old World |