Elvis Impersonators

Coach: Marcus Rafael Gehrcke
Roster (05-12-2007):

Player number Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills sorted by date Games Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Cost
1 King Blitzer 7 3 4 8 Blk, Side, Ddge, Tkl, Leap 24   2 4   1 3 30 110000
2 Elvis Hansen en Samfunds Hjælper Blitzer 7 3 4 8 Blk, Side, Ddge, Tkl 12   4 1   1 1 12 110000
3 Lucky Mark Magic Blitzer 7 3 4 8 Blk, Side, Shad, Ddge, Pblk, Pro 48   12 16 1 3   62 110000
4 The Beast from Vegas Chaos Beastman-Gor 7 3 3 8 Horn, Fang, Claw, Blk, Tkl, MA 48         56 2 122 60000
5 Vild Hound Dog Catcher 9 3 4 7 Ctch, NoS, Ddge, Blk, Side, Vll, Leap 48   10 31   4 2 116 100000
6 Blue Slick Catcher 8 3 4 7 Ctch, NoS, Leap 7     1   1 1 10 100000
7 Classical Thrower 6 2 4 7 Pass, Rtkl 10 ST 2       1 6 70000
8 Ra Ra Rasputin Thrower 6 4 4 7 Pass, Shnd, ST 19   16       1 13 70000
9 Viva Los Vegas Lineman 5 3 3 7 Blk, Claw, Side 48 AG, MA 2     7 4 35 60000
10 Bergen Lineman 6 3 4 7   1               60000
11 Jail Rocker Lineman 6 3 4 7   6               60000
12 Jeff Jaret The Choson One Lineman 5 3 4 6 MG, Blk, Gard 34 AV, MA 4     3 3 23 60000
13 Zididada Lineman 6 3 4 7   7 N             60000
14 Fru Frisslieben Lineman 6 4 3 7 Blk, ST, Ctch 48 AG 2 1   5 3 29 60000
15 Right Place Pete Lineman 6 3 4 7   19   2     1   3 60000
16 Hartbreak Kid Lineman 6 3 4 7 Dplr, Kick, Pblk 37   7     9 1 26 60000
    Slaanesh Elf Rerolls 6 300000
Friendlies available: 0 Fan Factor 16 160000
Stadium: The Kings Chappel
Improvements: Restless spectators, excellent stands +3
Assistant Coaches 4 40000
Cheerleaders 3 30000
Team Rating: 163+78+0+-7=234 Apothecary 1 50000
Additional Value: 0 Team Wizard 0 0
Total SPP's: 487 Special 0 0
Treasury: 0 Total Cost of Team 1790000

Championship Qualifiers
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points
11-08-2005 Lost The Beliveble Masters of Funk 2-3 1-2 67000 (0) 50000 0
12-08-2005 Lost Raiders of the Silver Screen 2-3 1-5 53000 (0) 60000 0
26-10-2005 Won Find Holdger 4-1 10-5 78000 (0) 50000 2
29-11-2005 Won Porn Stars 3-0 8-2 71000 (0) 40000 2
01-02-2006 Draw Malazan United 2-2 3-10 100000 (0) 30000 1
20-03-2006 Draw Raiders of the Silver Screen 1-1 0-5 129000 (0) 50000 1
29-03-2006 Lost Find Holdger 1-3 4-7 101000 (0) 60000 0
29-03-2006 Lost The Beliveble Masters of Funk 1-4 1-3 165000 (0) 60000 0
04-04-2006 Won Porn Stars 3-2 4-3 107000 (0) 60000 2
15-04-2006 Won Malazan United 2-1 3-4 108000 (0) 70000 2
22-04-2006 Draw GWAR 0-0 0-0 0 (0) 0 1
22-04-2006 Draw GWAR 0-0 0-0 0 (0) 0 1

Friendlies
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Field
01-08-2005 Lost The Toolmen 1-2 1-3 42000 (0) 60000 Home
01-08-2005 Draw Lycanthrope Lunatics 1-1 0-5 34000 (0) 70000 Away
01-08-2005 Won Naggaroth Ninjas 2-1 0-3 26000 (0) 60000 Home
01-08-2005 Draw Duff Beer Brawlers 2-2 2-3 28000 (0) 40000 Home
03-08-2005 Lost Marienburg Maulers 2-3 1-1 17000 (0) 40000 Home
09-08-2005 Lost Naggaroth Ninjas 2-3 1-3 40000 (0) 60000 Home
15-08-2005 Won Deadly Recipe 3-2 3-1 48000 (0) 70000 Away
23-08-2005 Won Copenhagen Crocodiles 4-1 2-4 230000 (0) 40000 Home
30-08-2005 Won Duff Beer Brawlers 3-2 1-9 73000 (0) 60000 Home
04-10-2005 Lost Find Holdger 2-3 3-10 77000 (0) 50000 Away
17-10-2005 Lost Reikland Rodents 0-4 1-7 95000 (0) 60000 Away
25-10-2005 Won Le Mur 3-1 6-5 70000 (0) 50000 Away
25-10-2005 Won Grobilk's Bananarama 3-0 5-1 51000 (0) 50000 Home
26-10-2005 Lost Find Holdger 2-3 8-8 80000 (0) 30000 Neutral
15-01-2006 Draw Naggaroth Ninjas 3-3 6-5 64000 (0) 40000 Neutral
15-01-2006 Won Duff Beer Brawlers 3-1 1-10 96000 (0) 50000 Neutral
15-01-2006 Won Petrograd Red Star 2-1 3-7 80000 (0) 60000 Home
31-01-2006 Lost Find Holdger 1-3 3-9 111000 (0) 40000 Neutral

The Low Budget Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
25-08-2005 Won Sepps Drenge M.II 5-3 7-3 49000 60000 Qualification Home
02-11-2005 Won Reikland Rodents 2-0 0-0 0 0 Cup match Neutral
20-11-2005 Won Le Mur 2-1 1-4 83000 50000 Cup match Neutral
18-12-2005 Lost The Beliveble Masters of Funk 1-2 3-5 158000 70000 Cup match Neutral
Dungeon Bowl Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate (ff) Winnings Points Field
12-09-2005 Lost The Toolmen 0-2 0-2 51000 (0) 30000 0 DB
15-09-2005 Lost Murder inc 1-2 5-3 69000 (0) 40000 0 DB
21-09-2005 Won Raiders of the Silver Screen 2-0 3-6 70000 (0) 50000 3 DB
26-09-2005 Draw Evo-Crushinators of Impending Doom 1-1 2-4 80000 (0) 50000 1 DB
The Chaos Cup
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
07-11-2005 Won Suckers by Choice 3-2 4-3 100000 60000 3 Away
21-11-2005 Won Evo-Crushinators of Impending Doom 4-3 0-9 83000 40000 3 Home
03-12-2005 Lost The Beliveble Masters of Funk 1-3 3-4 125000 70000 0 Away
03-12-2005 Lost Find Holdger 1-2 3-8 90000 30000 0 Neutral
11-12-2005 Won Le Mur 2-1 1-7 92000 40000 1/8th Neutral
02-01-2006 Lost Lycanthrope Lunatics 3-4 2-8 101000 40000 Quarterfinal Neutral
The Spike
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
26-02-2006 Lost Lycanthrope Lunatics 0-2 0-0 0 0 1/8th Neutral
The Blood Bowl
Date Result Opponent Score Casualties Gate Winnings Points Field
03-05-2006 Draw Find Holdger 1-1 5-6 129000 40000 1 Neutral
03-05-2006 Lost The Beliveble Masters of Funk 2-4 3-8 169000 70000 0 Neutral
10-05-2006 Won Raiders of the Silver Screen 4-0 2-5 153000 60000 2 Neutral

Fired and Retired Players
Retired on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Status
05-10-2005 Bebob Baluba Lineman 6 3 4 7   N 3         1 Coach
25-10-2005 Fame and Fortune Thrower 6 2 4 7 Pass, Acc N, ST 15         7 Coach
26-10-2005 Ghetto Blaster Lineman 6 3 4 7 Dtkl N 2       1 6 Coach
29-11-2005 Elvis Blitzer 8 2 4 8 Blk, Side, Ddge, Tkl, Leap, MA ST 2 12   6 1 54 Coach
03-01-2006 Jail House Rocker Lineman 6 3 5 7 Shad, AG, Dplr N, N 4     9 3 35 Coach
03-01-2006 Tender Love Lineman 6 3 4 6 Blk, Claw AV, N, N 2 1   2 1 13 Coach

Casualties
Died on: Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Injuries Rang TD Int Cas MVP SPP Killed By
01-08-2005 Do you know hu iam? Lineman 6 3 4 7                 An Assassin
30-08-2005 Butterflue Lineman 6 3 4 7 Pro, Shad   2       2 11 Barney Gumble
21-09-2005 Devil in Disquise Lineman 6 3 4 7                 Johnny Wheissmüler
26-10-2005 Fortune Teller Thrower 6 3 4 7 Pass               Et Stykke Kage
08-11-2005 The King Blitzer 7 3 4 8 Blk, Side, Jup, Tail, Dtkl     9   3 1 38 Dilbert the Dog
29-11-2005 Blue Moon Mankind Lineman 5 3 4 7   MA             Briana Banks
11-12-2005 Angle Face Lineman 5 3 4 7 Tskl, Leap MA 2       2 11 Fritz Strobl
11-12-2005 Goth Elvis on Drugs Thrower 5 3 4 7 Pass MA             Fritz Strobl
01-02-2006 Elvis P Blitzer 7 3 4 8 Blk, Side, Tkl, Ddge, Bhnd, Leap   2 6   1 2 31 Master of the Deck
20-03-2006 Rock And Roll Thrower 7 3 4 7 Pass, Shnd, Sarm, Vll, Sthw, Acc   216     2 2 122 Ronald Reagan
29-03-2006 Spin Out Catcher 7 3 4 7 Ctch, NoS, Blk, Ddge, Side MA, N 12 5   2 2 35 They Called Him Son of Horse
31-03-2006 Look on The Bright Side Lineman 6 3 4 7                 Jordbær Fristeren
13-04-2006 Jail House Rocker 2 Lineman 6 3 4 7 Blk, Side   2       3 16 Briana Banks
10-05-2006 Women Lover Lineman 6 3 5 7 Ctch, AG   2       3 16 Ronald Reagan

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